[Verse 1 – Guy 1] Hey man, did you try the new thing? Pushed the button — boom, instant bling! Sun-O-Mat, best thing I’ve seen Turns your voice into a synth machine! [Verse 2 – Guy 2] Wait, wait — what did you say? Sun-O-Mat? No, that ain’t the way! It’s Suno-O-Mat, like super sleek Not a washing machine from 1983! [Chorus – together, arguing] Sun-O-Mat! / Suno-O-Mat! It’s genius! / It’s nonsense, that! Just say it slow — and listen, bro! Too many O’s, it’s gotta go! Sun-O-Mat! / Suno-O-Mat! We’re stuck in a loop and that is that! [Verse 3 – Guy 1] Bro, it’s like "automate the sun!" Makes your beats while you eat a bun It's retro-cool, like vinyl hats Don't turn this into syntax combat! [Verse 4 – Guy 2] Nah man, it’s “Suno” — it’s all one name It’s AI, futuristic fame Suno-O-Mat: sounds hi-tech Your version sounds like a laundromat wreck! [Bridge – exaggerated, operatic] Su-u-u-n-o-mat... divine and smart! Su-u-n-o-o-mat... you tear it apart! Does it matter what it’s called? YES! IT DOES — WE’RE TOO INVOLVED! [Final Chorus – dramatic and silly] Sun-O-Mat! / Suno-O-Mat! We're yelling in a parking lot! It's genius tech, it's music's fate — But we can't agree, it's far too late! So let's just press the shiny pad... And call it... whatever. It's not that bad. [Outro – fading as they walk away arguing] (Sun-O-Mat.) (No — Suno. O. Mat.) (You’re impossible.) (You’re wrong.) (I need a coffee.)
