[Chorus] If the drinking doesn't kill me first she will I've finally reached the end of my line With sneaking and a winking with the ladies yea she's thinking it's just a matter of time Yeah I've made it through the flu at least a time or two got no business even being alive but if she gets her way as early as today it ain't likely I'll ever survive [Verse One] when I came in this morning her look gave me a warning stopped my heart I didn't feel right If today she makes me pay I'll beg her and I'll pray a sacrifice won't happen tonight wonder what she'll tell the kids will she admit to what she did or will she lie to avoid a fight she won't go to jail for sending me to hell they'll thank her for just doing what's right [Repeat Chorus] [Verse 2] I'm just an ordinary fella but she has a score to settle for all the nights she set up late Waiting on my money that I spent on some honey and had no way to pay for all the chores she does ones I ignore only because I'm looking for a beer and a buzz It ain't no wonder that it's over my daddy once he told her the love for suds runs in our blood [repeat Chorus] [Bridge] [slow, dramatic] Will she cause a bigggggg commotion blow me upppppp with some explosives run me down in her ottomotive or cut the brakes in my ford explorer [Repeat Chorus] I sure hope that this drinking kills me first [stop music] [spoken] "....cuz if it don't I'll need a hearse cuz of the curse to quench her thirst...... "to put me 6 feet under the dirt........" [upbeat Instrumental Break] [Verse Three] I won't make it up to heaven headed down in just a second cuz she finally made the kill I sure hope you've learned the lesson let the drinking go and kill ya if you don't, shes the one that will Fact or Fiction it don't mention that just a little intervention could have changed my fate today yea my sneaking and a drinking did me in and I'm a thinking I should have joined the local A.A. [Repeat Chorus] [Outro] if the drinking doesn't kill me first...... She will she will she will she willllllll [End Song]
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