[spoken intro] And on the seventh day, god said, "Let there be Hard Dance music. May the male and female I have created, get drunk and high, and stand with thousands of others in a giant field listening to a DJ." [Drop] And it was good... [Verse] God created hard dance music, and it was good... [chorus] And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... [chorus] And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... [spoken verse] After he created hard dance music, God went on stage at the Garden of Eden festival, and played the greatest hard dance set ever in the history of creation! And the male and female proceeded to get drunk and high and stand in a field with thousands of others... [verse with dubstep effects, turntable scratches] God remixed the voices of angels, and the sounds of eternity. it it was fun for forty days and forty nights! No seriously, god's set lasted that long! [spoken drop] And it was good, so good the male and female didn't remember any of it because they were so drunk and high. [chorus] And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... And it was good... [Spoken outro] When his set was over, God rested... As for the male and female, they were passed a knowledge-laced apple during Satan's set. When they realized they were being overcharged for bad food, they complained, and were promptly kicked out.
