[Verse] In the kitchen lurks a creature strange Cooking dinner with a twist deranged Garbage piles high like a gourmet feast Feels like we've invited a beast [Verse 2] Rats and dumped noodles on a plate Dirt and rubbish all served up great Battery acid gives a tangy spice Spider droppings add a touch that's nice [Chorus] Living trashy in this mess we dine Nothing fancy but it suits us fine With a giant roach our chef tonight Feels so wrong but kinda feels right [Bridge] Dinner's ready with a crunch and snap No Michelin star but there's no map Guided by instinct and a twisted flair Dinner's cooked but should we dare [Verse 3] Tables set with a crusty edge Forks and knives look more like dredge We dive into this strange array Bon appétit or run away [Chorus] Living trashy in this mess we dine Nothing fancy but it suits us fine With a giant roach our chef tonight Feels so wrong but kinda feels right