[pre hook] A Knick knack, A patty whack- what’s that? A PIPSQUACK! Oh! Happy sack! Now I wanna snack. Yummmmmm! Heheheheheehehehehe Hahahahahahahhaahaahahahaha! [verse one] Birds of a feather- We flock together. Hand in hand…. WAIT!….. We have wings don’t we? Pretty little happy wings. Feathers and toes…. Or claws… don’t judge our flaws. We’re special. We’re weird. We’re rare. We’re feared. Pipsquack nation. You never knew. No No isn’t just human, I’m a rare bird too. The knocking on your roof at three A M…. Yeh, that’s me. You going crazy yet. I know what’s in your browser history. Knick, knack, patty whack….. Go get No No some toes. [hook] A Knick knack, A patty whack- what’s that? A PIPSQUACK! (Oh nooooooo.) Oh! Happy sack! Now I wanna snack. Yummmmmm! (Bar b Que sauce please.) DONT EAT MY FRIEND! Heheheheheehehehehe Hahahahahahahhaahaahahahaha! [verse two] I’m not the only bird that does the things I do. Where’s my M I A? She’s a lil coo coo. DONT TOUCH HER TUTU! She carries pliers too. Is that weird? I’m not scared… You’re scared. We’re all a lil scared when someone touches her… TUTU!…… (I wouldn’t do that if I were you.) M I A…. I’m back now, come out and play. There’s a few new toys I found traveling our way. One likes those leotards you used to wear. The other always has different colored hair. I think they’re tryin to run from us. We gotta catch em… We must. We must… We must increase our bust… (Oh sorry….. wrong song.) ANYWAY…. [hook] A Knick knack, A patty whack- what’s that? A PIPSQUACK! (Oh nooooooo.) Oh! Happy sack! Now I wanna snack. Yummmmmm! (Bar b Que sauce please.) DONT EAT MY FRIEND! Heheheheheehehehehe Hahahahahahahhaahaahahahaha! [outro] I do like little piggy stew, don’t you? They can run, or hide, or try to get away. But I’m waaaaaaatchhhhhhingggggg….. SNAP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!… [hook] A Knick knack, A patty whack- what’s that? A PIPSQUACK! (Oh nooooooo.) Oh! Happy sack! Now I wanna snack. Yummmmmm! (Bar b Que sauce please.) DONT EAT MY FRIEND! Heheheheheehehehehe Hahahahahahahhaahaahahahaha! [spoken outro] How was your turkey leg?
