Love is an avalanche, falls from above Also a barnacle, gripping stuff Love is a coracle, floating us out And it's divine when you're about Love is an elephant, never forgets Also a felony, wants and gets Love is like gravity, pulling you down But it's like heaven when you're around Love is identity, your place or mine Sometimes a joker, just killing time Love is a keg of gunpowder and ale Love leaves you latitude to fail Love is the median, mode and mean Mixing us up like a mighty machine Making misfortune for most of our kind Messing inside my mind Love is like nausea, stifles your breath And it's like oxygen, holds back death Love is a puzzle to ponder alone Love is a quantity unknown Love is a riddle that's deep in the sands Also a secret held in our hands Love is a testament, written in haste Love is upsetting to any taste Love can be venomous, flicking its tongue Yet love is wondrous, songs are sung Love is a xylophone, knocking on wood Love is a yearning for all that's good Love is the zest and the zip and the zeal Zigging and zagging at the way we feel Making a zoo of the human race Putting us in our place A-B-C-D, that's the way it goes E-F-G-H, everyone knows I-J-K-L, everybody falls M-N-O-P, breaking down the walls Q-R-S-T, love gets us all U-V-W, when it comes to call X-Y-Z, it must be time to fall
