[Verse] Rollin' blunts when life give me lemons If you want my job, you can have it Raspberry robe with some Gucci glasses You don't get it, your vibe's fuckin' nasty Meditate with crystals on my headboard Then I wipe out, eat shit on my surfboard White guy, but I say, "Ay, papi" The Chosen One when the Devil tries to stop me The spirits got my back, no harm done Put my foot in your ass like a war drum What's the score? Better check the board, son Your music ain't what the gods listen for, son Mercury's in retrograde, you're all fucked, while I'm gettin' laid [Chorus] I really need to get my life back on track But Mercury's in retrograde I think I'll stay home today Mercury in retrograde The stars ain't in position I can't do this shit today [Verse 2] They call me half-baked, but I'm well done You got ninety-nine problems, but I got none Livin' rent free in your head, like damn son Try'n step to me, I already won No, I don't talk about the rent that I can't pay The babe I'm with is not my boo, but they still bae You know my eyes are bloodshot red, so I won't blink You said you're sorry 'bout last night, but I can't think If you know, you know, and I know a lot You should hear the cosmic knowledge that I got The CIA spent twenty million on a spy cat Only for the lil guy to get hit by a taxi cab The birds are spies for the bourgeoisie But they don't give a fuck 'bout you and me I know who built the pyramids I swear I know where Elvis is I got all this knowledge inside me One bong rip and it all comes free Run it back one more time [Chorus] I really need to get my life back on track But Mercury's in retrograde I think I'll stay home today Mercury in retrograde The stars ain't in position I can't do this shit today [Instrumental fade out]
