**REAL CATS** **Intro** (sheezy!) lab (lab) lab (lab) who asked (who asked) ah, real muthafuckin cats she aint da one **Verse** ayy zita (look!) bio read like a ransom note n a thirst trap mixed (pft) hungry for the respect like a fridge after two (uh!) little white girl better than the room, thats u (yeah!) decent-ass stamp then u thanked the app for the glue (fuck!) italiano american songwriter myth (what!) lyricist crown on a seven-play clip (pft) FINE was a wake, fourteen in the pit (yeah!) u poured ur own champagne on a flop n then sipped (shit!) every song i drop u smear ur name in the drip (hol up) lipstick on a stranger like u live in the spit (ayy!) u aint da one, u the echo in the thread (okay!) attention seekin clown with a playlist for a bed (there it go) think u won cause u replied to a ghost (uh!) girl u rode a jpeg n then toasted the host (pft) delivery was weak, u confessed it in ink (yeah!) now u speak it n the room still dont blink (sheezy!) **Chorus** real cats (real cats) real cats (whats up) she aint da one (no she not) who asked (who asked) crash out in the comments for a seven-play slot real cats (real cats) lab dont ask (lab dont ask) little grey mousey, thats a little grey L ah, real muthafuckin cats **Verse** choosin her, choosin her, u chose u in the dark (uh!) mirror said mid n u still left a mark (pft) italiano remix of a song nobody begged (yeah!) swiper challenge, girl u swiped on a flop n a beg (fuck!) game outta order taggin wren like a bill (what!) fifty cheap listens on a coin-slot will (look!) ear worm v3, gospel on a crash-out lung (ayy!) u coughed up a sermon cause ur ego want it sung (okay!) 69 songs, 760 fake friends (there it go) followin 648 just to trend on the ends (uh!) lexi live on suno, random shit in a row (pft) vs wren playlist, eighteen seats n no show (yeah!) u think every track got ur lipstick on it (hol up) so u bit the bait n now u live on it (shit!) student n u smart, u can read very well (what!) read the room baby, u livin in the replies n smell (sheezy!) **Chorus** real cats (real cats) real cats (whats up) she aint da one (no she not) who asked (who asked) crash out in the comments for a seven-play slot real cats (real cats) lab dont ask (lab dont ask) little grey mousey, thats a little grey L ah, real muthafuckin cats **Verse** im sheezy, i giggle when a mouse pick me (it'd pop!) u mid as tap water n u still wanna be (uh!) stupid with a stamp, decent with a speech (look!) think u better, girl u leftover meat (pft) i think u trash, i think u not, i think u a prop (yeah!) attention seekin clown with a bio for a shop (fuck!) hungry for respect with a decent-ass bag (what!) u argued a jpeg then u called it a tag (ayy!) who asked milan to talk that sloppy (okay!) who asked for the decent-ass autobiography (hol up) caught a little mousey (hah) look at the little mouse (shit!) one of us huntin, one of us ran to the comments house (uh!) u dress for a war that u walked urself in (pft) bait on the water, u sprinted from the grin (yeah!) real ones dont footnote a jpeg in the thread (what!) real ones dont need a cartoon to explain the L (sheezy!) **Bridge** if every song aint u, why u dress for the part (what!) if u goin places, why u parked in the comments (yeah!) little grey legend in a thread u designed (pft) this the morning after, u still arguing the pic (uh!) u aint da one, u the extra in the clip (fuck!) think u won, girl the scoreboard ate the clip (shit!) **Final Chorus** real cats (real cats) real cats (whats up) she aint da one (no she not) who asked (who asked) crash out in the comments for a seven-play slot real cats (real cats) lab dont ask (lab dont ask) little grey mousey, thats a little grey L footnote n champagne on a disappearing splash hungry for respect with a decent-ass bag ah, real muthafuckin cats **Outro** lab (lab) who asked (who asked) she aint da one caught a little mousey ah, real muthafuckin cats (sheezy!)


