[Epic Introduction] In the deep, dark woods Of the Pacific Northwest Where the mist hangs low And the pines stand like giants at rest There’s a shadow People whisper about in fear And they fear it For good reason. Eight feet tall. Fur from head to toe. More powerful than ten strong men— A beast the old tales know. Half ape. Half human. All legend. All real. [Epic Military Interlude] (Drums roll like thunder… Helicopters in the distance… Branches snapping in the dark…) [Bridge to Chorus] Feet bigger than any man’s. Tracks pressed deep in the mud. Strength enough to tear you Limb from limb in a flood of blood. Don’t make it angry… Nooooo… Don’t make it mad!!! [Chorus] Here in Bigfoot Country You better be careful. You better be fearful. Stay awake and alert. You never know when It’s stalking you. You never know when It’s coming through. This is Bigfoot Country. The Sasquatch has roamed— Roamed these lands for centuries. Hidden in plain sight, Moving silent through the trees. It blends with the shadows, It melts in the night. You’ll swear you saw nothing— Then something won’t feel right. [Chorus] Here in Bigfoot Country You better be careful. You better be fearful. Be alert — be ready to run. You never know when It’s chosen you. You never know when The hunt’s begun. This is Bigfoot Country. [Breakdown / Dark Build] Stay sane. Stay safe. Don’t wander too far from the trail. Bigfoot may be hungry… And you may be the meal. There may be more than one— Eyes glowing in the trees. You’ll feel it in your spine Before you drop to your knees. You won’t see it Until it’s there. And then it’s too late. Too late for you. You can pray. You can scream— OOOOOOO!!!! You can kick and fight and make a scene… It won’t care. [Final Chorus – Bigger, Louder] Here in Bigfoot Country! You better be careful! You better be fearful! The forest is alive! You never know when It’s right behind you— You never know if You’ll survive! This is Bigfoot Country! This is Bigfoot Country! [Cinematic Ending] In the deep, dark woods Of the Pacific Northwest… Something is watching. And it’s closer Than you think
