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DESTROYER OF FURNITURE

[Intro] (growl) NAMI... [Verse 1] Three in the morning, the house is asleep, one eye is open, the other one deep. Down the dark hallway, a thunder of paws — the beast is awakened, unsheathing her claws. [Pre-Chorus] No mercy for the sofa, no mercy for the chair, the curtains are screaming, there's fur in the air! [Chorus] DESTROYER OF FURNITURE! (one eye — NO FEAR!) Queen of the midnight, the end is here! SHRED IT! CLAW IT! Nothing survives — a four-legged demon with nine little lives! [Verse 2] She came from the gutter, forged in the cold, a pirate, a legend, a warrior bold. The colony trembles, they know the name, Foo hides in the corner — she's bringing the flame! [Pre-Chorus] No mercy for the table, no mercy for the door, the queen of destruction is wanting MORE! [Breakdown] (slow, crushing, spoken then screamed) Knock... the cup... off... the table. (CRASH!) ...RUN! [Chorus] DESTROYER OF FURNITURE! (one eye — NO FEAR!) Queen of the midnight, the end is here! SHRED IT! CLAW IT! Nothing survives — a four-legged demon with nine little lives! [Outro] (soft, quiet) ...then she yawns, and falls asleep. Until tomorrow night.