Jensen You Little Shit (Verse 1) NVIDIA again gave us 8 Gigabytes of VRAM, Thought we’d get more, but here I am. Remember the launch? I was hyped and ready, Scrolling for hours, my hands shaky and steady. (Chorus) Jensen, you little shit, Thought you were the king of the bit. Told us the future was bright, But I’m struggling to keep up the fight. (Verse 2) I’ll never forget that night with my crew, Buying the card, I thought it was new. "Game at 4K," I said with a grin, But now I’m lagging, can’t even begin. (Chorus) Jensen, you little shit, Thought you were the king of the bit. Told us the future was bright, But I’m struggling to keep up the fight. (Bridge) Late nights in my room, grinding for a win, But you cut corners, my patience wearing thin. “More VRAM, please!” I’m screaming at the screen, While you’re counting profits, I’m stuck in between. (Verse 3) When I hit those walls, I remember the hype, Chasing FPS like it’s some kind of type. With every new game, I’m feeling the sting, 8 Gigabytes is a joke, and you’re still doing your thing. (Chorus) Jensen, you little shit, Thought you were the king of the bit. Told us the future was bright, But I’m struggling to keep up the fight. (Outro) So here’s to my dreams, now fading like mist, I’ll still hold on tight, I can’t resist. But Jensen, please listen, while I throw this fit, Just give us some more, you little shit!
