[INTRO — RADIO STATIC / ALIEN TRANSMISSION] [ROBOT VOICE] System check. Reality check. Michel check. ERROR! ERROR! MICHEL DETECTED! [DEEP MALE WHISPER] Ladies and gentlemen… The laws of physics have left the building. [CHILDLIKE SYNTH VOICE] Papa, pourquoi le grille-pain danse? [ALIEN VOICE] BECAUSE THE BASS IS ILLEGAL! [EXPLOSION — OPERA SCREAM — YODEL GLITCH] YODELEI-YODELEI-YODELEI-BOOM! [VERSE 1 — INDUSTRIAL FUNK / TRIBAL DRUMS] I got nine lives in a broken machine, Dancing with ghosts on a laser screen. Deep house demons in a candy disguise, Three flying violins and a thousand blue eyes. XC in the kitchen, the Witch in the sky, Hansel and Gretel in a spaceship gone high. Thorthu's opening dimensional doors, But Michel's got a beat that can shake all the floors! Time loop Monday, Tuesday again, I met myself driving a cosmic train. One me was singing, one me was insane, One me was asking, "WHO'S CONTROLLING THE BRAIN?!" [PRE-CHORUS — FEMALE WHISPERS / BUILDING STRINGS] Are we awake? Are we asleep? Is the universe losing its beat? [ROBOT VOICE] Initiating questionable decisions. [MALE VOICE] Oh, that's my specialty. [CHORUS — MASSIVE TRANCE / OPERA / FESTIVAL DROP] MICHEL! MICHEL! THE MULTIVERSE IS OUT OF CONTROL! TRIBAL HEARTBEAT! INDUSTRIAL SOUL! FROM THE UNDERGROUND TO THE EDGE OF SPACE, WE PUT THE WHOLE DAMN COSMOS IN A MADHOUSE RAVE! MICHEL! MICHEL! LET THE MADNESS MULTIPLY! NO RULES! NO BRAKES! WE'RE TOO WEIRD TO DIE! HEY! HO! THE GALAXY'S GONE PSYCHO! HEY! HO! TURN THE BASS UP! LET'S GO! [POST-CHORUS — ALIEN YODEL / HARD TECHNO] YODELEI-YODELEI-YODELEI-YO! BOOM-TSK-BOOM-TSK-ALIEN DISCO! ZIGGA-ZAGGA-ZOOM! THE WITCH JUST STOLE THE MOON! [VERSE 2 — DARK PROGRESSIVE HOUSE / RAP] CRT television, flickering brain, Brain fog dancing in the acid rain. A thousand dimensions inside my head, The present doesn't exist, the future's misread. I summoned a vampire to play the cello, He brought a techno goblin and a dancing marshmallow. A black unicorn rides a satellite dish, While an alien opera singer grants a robot's wish. The Sorceress screams, "The portal is mine!" Thorthu says, "Please wait, you're blocking the timeline!" XC looks up, says, "I've seen this before…" Then Michel drops the beat and blows up the floor! [SPOKEN — FRENCH CANADIAN MALE VOICE] Bon… là, franchement… J'pense qu'on a un p'tit problème. [ROBOT] Please define: problème. [MALE VOICE] Y'a un yodel dans mon grille-pain! [ROBOT] That is not a bug. That is a feature. [BREAKDOWN — GOTHIC OPERA / VIOLIN / CELLO] [OPERA CHOIR] MIIII-CHEEEEEEL! DOMINUS BASSUS! ETERNAL DANCING! COSMIC MADNESS! [FEMALE WHISPER] Somewhere, a normal person is sleeping. [DEEP MALE VOICE] Not on my watch. [CHILD CHOIR] BONBON! BONBON! THE BASS IS MADE OF BONBON! [ALIEN VOICE] WARNING! REALITY AT FOUR PERCENT! [BUILD-UP — PSYTRANCE / INDUSTRIAL ALARM] Three… Two… One… WAIT! THE DROP IS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION! [8-BIT GLITCH] Loading… Loading… Loading… MICHEL HAS SKIPPED THE TUTORIAL. [FINAL DROP — ALL GENRES COLLIDE] MICHEL! MICHEL! THE MULTIVERSE IS OUT OF CONTROL! TRIBAL HEARTBEAT! INDUSTRIAL SOUL! DARK HOUSE! PSYCHO TRANCE! OPERA ON FIRE! ALIEN TECHNO! TAKE IT HIGHER! XC! THE WITCH! THORTHU! THE GATE! HANSEL AND GRETEL! WE'RE RUNNING LATE! TIME LOOP! BASS BOOM! COSMIC CANDY! MAKE SOME ROOM! NO BEGINNING! NO ENDING! ALL DIMENSIONS! NOW BENDING! MICHEL! MICHEL! LET THE UNIVERSES UNITE! WEIRD IS OUR WEAPON! AND MUSIC IS OUR LIGHT! [ABSURD FINAL BREAK — SUDDEN SILENCE] [SOFT MALE VOICE] Michel? [ROBOT] Yes? [MALE VOICE] What time is it? [ROBOT] Year 2056. Tuesday. Again. [MALE VOICE] Ah, tabarnak. [FINAL EXPLOSION — YODEL / OPERA / INDUSTRIAL KICK] YODELEI-YODELEI-YODELEI-BOOOOOOM! [OUTRO — DISTANT ALIEN WHISPER] The universe has rebooted. Unfortunately… Michel is still logged in. [FINAL ROBOT VOICE] Would you like to save your madness? [MICHEL] SAVE EVERYTHING. [END — ONE LAST RIDICULOUS LASER SOUND]
