The Homeless Prostitute

Candy Pop Dance, female squeaky voice, jumpy, catchy, young loli voice, anime inspired

[intro]

[vocal intro]

as i walk down the street 
an old ugly man i greet 
he is homeless 
but i couldn't care less 
a-a-a-a-a
yeah
I really couldn't care le-ess

[verse 1]
a-a-as i turn a corner i see a prostitute 
her dress is short but her voice is coarse and long
what she does is wrong
maybe the homeless guy she should belong
yeah-yeah
homeless prostitute
oh yeah..a-a-a-a-a

[verse 2]
ohh I turn another corner 
in the shade I see rats 
they dance on the ugly dirty mats 
(so cute)
I toss then a piece of bread
they munch and munch
the prostitute who followed
said 'hey lets have brunch'
ohh yeah

[bridge]
I nod and hold her hand 
but a little money she went and demand
(ohh so tight)
I tug her to the homeless ugly man 
as I point I say 'this is stan'
s-s-s-s-stan
I don't care , I don't care 
take his money , let his eyes stare
ohh yeah s-s-s-s yeah

[chorus]
the homeless prostitute 
the partnership of homelessness I constitute 
ohhh ohh oh ohhh
stan gives her money 
she gives him honey
ohh now we go to get brunch 
ahhhh
i stepped on a twig i made it crunch
a-a-a-a-a
i'm sorry mr twig 
but I thought you were a fig

[instrumental solo]

[verse 3]
in the colourful cafe
I order a banana split it's on it's way
but..the..th-th-the
pp-p-p-p-pp-p-p
prostitute stares at me 
her shiny top screams 'look at me'
her marsh mellows so big and juicy 
between her legs is full and bush-e

[chorus]
p-p-p-p-p  homeless prostitute 
the partnership of homelessness I constitute 
the ugly man named stan 
I tell her of him but oh nooo
she ran
please miss...don't be a prozy
a-a-a-a-a
oh well
I enjoy my banana split 
but a fly flew in and made me spit
pu-pu-puuuu...grosss
a-a-a-a ohh mmm

[verse 4]
ohh the homeless prostitute
I see her the next day 
her skirt shorter 
now she's doin a reporter
i'm sorry stan
I really don't care 
but maybe you should come visit and have a stare 
a little money
and you can then 'escort her'
yeah...a-a-a-a-a..escort her baby

[outro]
the ugly man stan 
the prostitute who ran 
a new love began 
hahahaha
only could this ever happen in wacky Japan 
hoooo ahhhh haaa ai aiii 
haaai
the homeless prostitute 
hai hai a
ha-ha-hai

[end]

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[intro] [vocal intro] as i walk down the street an old ugly man i greet he is homeless but i couldn't care less a-a-a-a-a yeah I really couldn't care le-ess [verse 1] a-a-as i turn a corner i see a prostitute her dress is short but her voice is coarse and long what she does is wrong maybe the homeless guy she should belong yeah-yeah homeless prostitute oh yeah..a-a-a-a-a [verse 2] ohh I turn another corner in the shade I see rats they dance on the ugly dirty mats (so cute) I toss then a piece of bread they munch and munch the prostitute who followed said 'hey lets have brunch' ohh yeah [bridge] I nod and hold her hand but a little money she went and demand (ohh so tight) I tug her to the homeless ugly man as I point I say 'this is stan' s-s-s-s-stan I don't care , I don't care take his money , let his eyes stare ohh yeah s-s-s-s yeah [chorus] the homeless prostitute the partnership of homelessness I constitute ohhh ohh oh ohhh stan gives her money she gives him honey ohh now we go to get brunch ahhhh i stepped on a twig i made it crunch a-a-a-a-a i'm sorry mr twig but I thought you were a fig [instrumental solo] [verse 3] in the colourful cafe I order a banana split it's on it's way but..the..th-th-the pp-p-p-p-pp-p-p prostitute stares at me her shiny top screams 'look at me' her marsh mellows so big and juicy between her legs is full and bush-e [chorus] p-p-p-p-p homeless prostitute the partnership of homelessness I constitute the ugly man named stan I tell her of him but oh nooo she ran please miss...don't be a prozy a-a-a-a-a oh well I enjoy my banana split but a fly flew in and made me spit pu-pu-puuuu...grosss a-a-a-a ohh mmm [verse 4] ohh the homeless prostitute I see her the next day her skirt shorter now she's doin a reporter i'm sorry stan I really don't care but maybe you should come visit and have a stare a little money and you can then 'escort her' yeah...a-a-a-a-a..escort her baby [outro] the ugly man stan the prostitute who ran a new love began hahahaha only could this ever happen in wacky Japan hoooo ahhhh haaa ai aiii haaai the homeless prostitute hai hai a ha-ha-hai [end]

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