Our Human Representative

[Intro] [CREW – CATS – professional] Forklift Yacht Club Logistics LLC Requires human representation. --- [Verse 1] [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Daytime meetings, contract talks Humans asking many thoughts Someone must attend the room While we operate the boom. --- [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Preferably… not us. --- [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Correct. --- [Verse 2] [HUMAN – GARY] Name’s Gary, contract liaison. Represent companies all the time. Emails, meetings, signatures— Standard work, nothing strange. --- [CREW – CATS – whisper] Candidate acceptable. --- [Chorus] [CREW – CATS] Human representative! Handles visibility! Gary talks and Gary signs While we run the cargo lines. Forklift Yacht Club stays unseen Smoothest freight you’ve ever seen. --- [Verse 3 – Payment Discussion] [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA] Compensation must be fair. Human dietary estimates prepared. --- [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA] Humans are larger than cats. Therefore… they eat more tuna. --- [LOW – MALE – BENNY] Logical. --- [CREW – CATS] Salary calculated! --- [Bridge – Gary Reads Contract] [HUMAN – GARY] Let’s see here… Payment issued weekly as… Five cans of tuna. --- [HUMAN – GARY – confused] Five cans? --- [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA – whisper] Generous. --- [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA – whisper] Above market rate. --- [LOW – MALE – BENNY – whisper] Very competitive. --- [Final Chorus] [CREW – CATS] Human representative! Fairly paid for industry! Gary signs and Gary speaks While the captains run the fleets. Forklift Yacht Club working clean Best logistics ever seen! --- [Outro] [HUMAN – GARY] Honestly… Five cans of tuna a week isn't terrible. … I guess I could make tuna sandwiches. --- [HIGH – FEMALE – BIANCA – whisper] Excellent negotiation. [LOW – FEMALE – CLAUDIA – whisper] Budget maintained. [LOW – MALE – BENNY – whisper] Operations continue.