[Verse] You're in luck I just got a listing for an endless place A winding maze Halls with sickly walls that need a new coat of paint That can't wait Once you sign the dotted line You're mine So be prepared To fall in love with the smell of mildewed air [Chorus] What a great deal Just don't mind the cracks in the ceiling And it's really no big deal if you're feeling Sick or queasy Just sit back and relax And remember You should never ever wander Too far from where we started Or you'll be lost forever But that's another tale Don't you worry There's more for sale [verse 2] Check this room out It's full of vintage mac computers Without any power You can stare at them for hours And next a suite With a dripping tap despite the fact The water's not connected You'll fall in love With the best of the backrooms That's my money-back guarantee And there's a bucket in the corner Because we don't have any bathrooms. [chorus] What a great deal Just don't mind the cracks in the ceiling And it's really no big deal if you're feeling Sick or queasy Just sit back and relax And remember You should never ever wander Too far from where we started Or you'll be lost forever But that's another tale Don't you worry There's more for sale [Verse 3] I don't know the way out of here But I'm glad you followed me into this forever hell So I do the thing I do the very best, I can Sell The story goes I followed someone in here a long time ago I asked what they were in the market for I sold them a room with no floor I haven't heard a complaint I haven't seen them here for ages So what do you say? Are you here to stay? [bridge] If your bank account is slight You can still sign the deal tonight There are no finance woes If you just let me have a toe Don't mind that low rumble Just a little tummy grumble Nothing to worry about before you sign [chorus] What a great deal Just don't mind the cracks in the ceiling And it's really no big deal if you're feeling Sick or queasy Just sit back and relax And remember You should never ever wander Too far from where we started Or you'll be lost forever But that's another tale Don't you worry There's more for sale
