[Intro] [distorted electric guitar palm-mutes] [fast pop punk drums build] [male vocals, sarcastic] Yeah! One year later and I still learned nothing! [Chorus] [open power chords, punchy bass, driving rock drums] [male vocals, catchy and gritty] I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer [Verse 1] [palm-muted guitars, tight drums] Look where I’m at, can’t believe it’s been a year Eating like crap, made my stomach reappear Had my brother as my trainer, now we’re older We drink more, play darts, and stay up later I keep doing it, yeah I got an addiction My willpower’s gone, it faded into fiction Let’s get drunk and high until we regret it Put the water down, let’s get faded [Pre-Chorus] [guitars open up slightly] [male vocals, rising energy] I said I’d change, but I changed my mind I lost my keys and I lost my grind One more shot and I’ll disappear But at least I got good at drinking beer [Chorus] [open power chords, punchy bass, driving rock drums] [male vocals, bigger and catchier] I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer [Verse 2] [palm-muted guitars return] [male vocals, frustrated but funny] Damn dad, I’m freaking fat again I used to love pics, now I hate them again Forget what I said, I never listen Give me another shot, now I’m motivated Now let’s go drink and you will see I only smoke good, I don’t smoke reggie I eat everything in front of me Put on your party face, let’s go party [Pre-Chorus] [guitars build, drums hit harder] I said I’d change, but I changed my mind I lost my keys and I lost my grind One more shot and I’ll disappear But at least I got good at drinking beer [Chorus] [big pop punk chorus] [male vocals, layered harmonies] I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer [Bridge] [half-time drums, heavier guitars] [male vocals, chant style] If I got real drunk, don’t do it too If I smoked that blunt, don’t do it too If I got cross-faded, don’t do it too I’m barely thinking straight, man, how about you? [Final Chorus] [full band, gang vocals, high energy] I gained this weight Can you see it on my face? It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer I gained this weight Don’t look at my face It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer [Outro] [fast drums, final power chords] [male vocals shouting] I gained this weight! Don’t look at my face! It took me a whole damn year To get good at drinking beer!
