124 BPM | Deadpan synth-alt-rock, British garage punk, rock and roll | Key: E major [Mood: deadpan, mock-cheerful] [Energy: Medium to High] [Intro | bouncy analog bass | handclaps | boogie piano stab] [Verse 1 | male lead only | flat deadpan vocal | dry] You wouldn't believe the day I've had. Missed my train, lost my keys, got caught in the rain, spilled coffee on my trousers. A pigeon looked at me with professional disappointment. Yeah, yeah, terrible day. But there's something I really need to tell you. [Pre-Chorus | male lead | female backing only | building snare] Today— (Today?) Right now— (Right now?) This very minute— (What happened?) I just dropped a new album. (You did?) Oooooh yeah. [Chorus | male lead | female backing | full band | gang vocals | chugging guitar and synth stabs] I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (He dropped a new album!) I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (Today! Today! Today!) So listen to it. (I will!) All of it. (Of course!) No skipping. (...Of course.) [Verse 2 | female lead only | flat deadpan vocal | stripped back] Actually, there's something I wanted to tell you. No, never mind. It's nothing. Well... since you keep asking— I just dropped a new album. [Male backing only] (You what?) (Today?) (Right now?) [Female vocal] Oooooh yeah. [Chorus | female lead | male backing | full band | gang vocals | chugging guitar and synth stabs] I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (She dropped a new album!) I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (Today! Today! Today!) So listen to it. (I will!) All of it. (Of course!) No skipping. (...Of course.) [Breakdown | male lead only | stripped drums | notification pings] What's that? (Ping!) Someone dropped a new album. (Ping! Ping!) Another one? (Ping! Ping! Ping!) How many is that? I stopped counting. The phone didn't. [Backing vocal loops | overlapping | gang chant | rising] (New album!) (Just dropped!) (Listen!) (Mine!) (New album!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [Bridge | male lead only | dry vocal | minimal bass] You said you listened to mine. So name one song. [Long pause] One song. [Spoken | female solo | flat monotone] I clicked on it. [Spoken | male solo | flat monotone] That's not listening. How much did you hear? [Spoken | female solo | flat monotone] Eleven seconds. Twelve with the loading. [Instrumental | rock and roll piano riff | punk drums crash back in] [Verse 3 | male lead | female backing | driving punk-pop energy] Twenty albums before breakfast. (Thirty-two by lunch.) Everybody made an album. (Everybody wants a listen.) Nobody has the time. (Everybody has a link.) Even my toaster dropped an album. (Crumbs, Vol. 2!) Twenty more by dinner. (Here's another one!) Everybody wants a click. (Here's the link!) Everybody wants a listener. (Listen to mine!) [Backing vocal loops | overlapping | gang chant | peak energy] (Listen!) (Mine!) (Just dropped!) (New album!) (Save it!) (Like it!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [Final Chorus | male and female leads together | full band | shouted gang vocals] I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! (OOOOOH YEAH!) YOU JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! (OOOOOH YEAH!) EVERYBODY DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! [Backing vocals | gang chant | fast] (Click it!) (Play it!) (Skip it!) (Like it!) (Share it!) (Save it!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [Outro | male solo | stripped back | dry] Did you listen to mine? [Outro | female solo | stripped back | dry] Did you listen to mine? [Final | male and female together | flat monotone] ...No. [Single notification ping] [End]
