HOLY LAND CRUISERS 😂🔥 [Intro] Ajuju-SQ! Oya DJ, no dulling! Holy Land Cruisers! If your name enter this song, abeg no vex 😂 Na love we dey use catch cruise! Oya, make we go! [Chorus] Holy Land Cruisers, everybody dey mad 😂 One get story, one dey make us laugh One dey dance, one dey farm One dey act like movie star! Holy Land Cruisers, we no dey calculate When the boys link up, na laughter dey circulate Different character, but the vibe na one Holy Land Cruisers till the morning come! [Verse 1 — Shat Man] Shat Man, Shat Man, everybody know the guy 😂 Native tobacco dealer, always ready with supply He get that street vibe, confidence on ten Once Shat Man enter, cruise don start again! He no need microphone, his mouth fit start the show One joke from Shat Man, everybody lose control When the boys dey gather, you already know the plan— Holy Land don activate because Shat Man don land! 😂 [Verse 2 — Dio Toma] Dio Toma! Comedy minister! 😂 This guy fit confuse even professor! You ask, “Where you dey?” — “I dey coming.” You ask, “When?” — “Yesterday morning!” He go tell you story, story get another story Before you understand, he don change the category 😂 Dio Toma no need DJ to make people move Na confusion alone dey give the whole place groove! [Chorus] Dio dey confuse! — Confuse us! 😂 Shat Man dey cruise! — Cruise us! Holy Land boys! — Make noise! Tonight nobody dey choose! [Verse 3 — Bright] Bright our farmer, cucumber chairman! 🥒😂 Holy Land supplier, respected gentleman If cucumber disappear, everybody know the call: “Bright! Oga farmer, abeg save us all!” Bright go smile like say nothing dey happen Meanwhile cucumber dey grow for the background 😂 Farmer by day, Holy Land hero by night Bright bring the cucumber and the boys dey alright! [Verse 4 — Mr P] Mr P! Our own Ramsym NOA! 🎬😂 No camera needed before acting don start Give am ordinary chair, he go turn am to set Give am one sentence, he go make movie from it! “Action!” — Mr P don enter character “Cut!” — He say, “Wait, I never finish!” 😂 Holy Land movie industry don finally begin Mr P dey direct, act and produce everything! [Verse 5 — The Dancer] The Dancer! Our smaller from Holy Land 😂 Small package, but the movement too grand Beat never start, Dancer don warm up DJ just touch button—Dancer don turn up! Left! Right! Spin! Guy, where you learn this thing? 😂 If dancing na examination, The Dancer don already collect distinction! [Verse 6 — Smart] Smart our follow-man, nobody fit lose am 😂 Where the boys dey go, somehow Smart go choose am You turn left—Smart left You turn right—Smart right You say, “I dey home.” Smart say, “Me too.” 😂 Five minutes later, Smart dey outside with you! [Bridge — Bro Koko] Bro Koko! Bro Koko! Na him be that thing! 😂 “What thing?” Na him know! You ask Koko for explanation, He give you more complication Before the conversation finish, Everybody dey laugh without information! 😂 [Verse 7 — Don DADA] Don DADA! 👑 King of UZE, make way! When DADA enter, everybody know the king dey play No need announcement, no need big parade The man carry himself like royalty was made! UZE kingdom, DADA on the throne Even when he quiet, somehow he still dey known 😂 King of UZE, chairman of the crown When Don DADA pull up, everybody gather round! [Final Chorus] Shat Man! — CRUISE! 😂 Dio Toma! — CONFUSION! Bright! — CUCUMBER! 🥒 Mr P! — ACTION! 🎬 The Dancer! — MOVE! 😂 Smart! — FOLLOW! Bro Koko! — THAT THING! Don DADA! — KING OF UZE! 👑 Holy Land Cruisers! We no dey fight, we dey laugh We no dey dull, we dey catch cruise Different boys, one crazy family Holy Land Cruisers — na we get the vibe! 🔥 [Outro] Ajuju-SQ! Holy Land to the world! Shat Man, Dio Toma, Bright! Mr P, Dancer, Smart! Bro Koko and Don DADA! If you know the boys, you know the story! 😂 HOLY LAND CRUISERS! 🔥
