[Intro] smut rap who that? oh no dont listen to that, MC LeBredd hes bad yeah, thats the point, speaking of points, show her that thing in your pants that knows what time it is [Verse] you can thank me later when this makes you a dad, you might have two left feet but your third leg's two step's not so bad, she doesn't even have to ask, its got the moves to get her in the mood to groove to the tune, and hopefully last just hold her legs upside down, knowing biblically, where at once she was frown now she happy, aha, now I see I reed fast so I need eye contact Yeah I can give you that, with my eyes Im already undressing you, I see that ass and that rack Oh deer, the washer doesn't run and hunny aint given you none he said hes done, he said this time he's really not coming back, so you need some you poor widowed nun, Well let me see what I can do, you Yeah I can definitely, help you, its the least I can do I see the problem its right....um can you turn around...nevermind, sit back down, cover my mouth, you talk, I'll listen Well hello there little buddy, Hold up, I'd salute you back but it's just an honorable mention, thanks for the toast, she wants to start in mission, I'm finnin to get to fishin and catch me a piece of that phat old ba-ss butt for now get this bait switched back to the hook, school of fish, that's a class singin along like these are our top 5 onlyFans [Chorus] you want to talk boom bap? While Im already given her that now let your girl listen to her track ok ladies lets take 2, on second thought, I'll come to you, who you, yes you, mhhmm just you, this ones for you boo Close your eyes, lets go for a ride, bathtub shower, mattress, black dress, passin on an actress now we under your desk at the office, in your car on your lunch break. Just promise me one thing and one thing only. Are you listening? dont fake it, till you make it. [Verse] Now lets talk bacon, jalapeno pepper all up in yo' grill. Scrub a dub dub, in the tub on a Saturday night, now I clean Washing the dishes....instead of scrolling thru DMs sidequesting bitches, RIP if your man be, livin it up so filthy I'm the main character, and you're one hot quest. Checking all the boxes on your honey do me list like yup check check, now what's next Ill be the Exile and you'll be the Path. Time to Grind These Gears, my fingertips've been intellisense training for years If we were younger I'd be constantly checking to see if you finally accepted my friend request I want to caress on your breasts and freak and peak in your nest Scramble some eggs and and pop your champagne We'll be fast at night and slow in the morning, or whatever it takes, till you start moaning when the Sun comes up you'll be groanin 'n' shake 'n' I'll be the bake 'n' My homemade McDonalds hashbrowns gonna leave you soaking wet, you'll come, climb axe, rim to rim, you can shake your head butt that community college culinary elective course my first semester freshman year, I just gotta say, student debt. money. well. spent. now it's paying the rent. jonesin and gaspin for air, I think I need to repent. Or was that heaven sent? maybe I should talk to someone, hell, he is someone. Oh yeah, what other electives did you take? Oh nothing really...well there was this one criminal justice one where I got to pretend to be a detective. Yes Chef, say less. for tonights meticulous cuisine recipe, I'll need to be alert attentive and fully upright. I got extra whip cream in the back, alright Baby, the oil at my house last for days. i throw tons of parties and lots of raves Not really, all my friends date girls their own age, Me, Im looking for some Hocus Pocus witches, before or after children sucked the life out of them If my broom can catch your drift, gonna bag me a Matt Rife mom by the end of the night, candlelight Shes been licking her fingers after every bite, wait, she's been using a fork, check please! back to her place with her perfectly candlelit tits, brought to you by her first husbands idea of money well spent. Now he's paying her rent. and shes sucking you dry like its certainly not her first time its so beautiful, you have to promise yourself you're not gonna cry. Bradley was right, she really does know that hand grip kung fu if she keeps this up I might be a step dad by tomorrow afternoon. [Chorus] you want to talk boom bap? While Im already given her that now let your girl listen to her track ok ladies lets take 2, on second thought, I'll come to you, who you, yes you, mhhmm just you, this ones for you boo Close your eyes, lets go for a ride, bathtub shower, mattress, black dress, passin on an actress now we under your desk at the office, in your car on your lunch break. Just promise me one thing and one thing only. Are you listening? dont fake it, till you make it. [Outro] The book'll slam shut or the kindle will cease to light up Hey baby, cheers to another 18 fucking years
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