National Cross Dresser Day Anthem — or Halloween, as some prefer to call it

Corporate Pop / Training Anthem — Spoken Intro + Singing

[Spoken Word]
“Attention, valued team members.
Tomorrow marks a special observance in our annual calendar:
National Cross Dresser Day —
or Halloween, as some prefer to call it.

[Spoken Word]
All employees are encouraged to participate in this unique celebration of expression and creativity.
Remember: compliance is key, safety is mandatory,
and, above all, enjoyment is encouraged.

[Spoken Word]
Participation may include a friendly competition for the most imaginative costume.
Details are confidential — but rest assured, surprises await.

[Spoken Word]
Please direct your attention to the Breakroom Audio System
for the official anthem, celebrating the diversity and spirit of our workforce.”

[Intro]
Welcome, team, it’s that time of year,
Let’s celebrate with workplace cheer!
N-C-D-D — we say it proud,
Diversity’s corporate, fun, and allowed!
(Or Halloween, as some prefer to call it…)

[Verse 1]
Tomorrow’s the day — our wardrobes expand,
New possibilities, close at hand.
Blazers or skirts, we won’t judge your flair,
It’s expression compliance — with style and care.

[Pre-Chorus]
Dress for success, invert the code,
Innovation’s born in a fashion mode!

[Chorus]
It’s National Cross Dresser Day!
Join the fun the corporate way.
Try new looks, don’t be afraid,
It’s confidence — professionally displayed!
(Or Halloween, as some prefer to call it…)

[Verse 2]
There may be prizes — we won’t reveal,
But creativity’s part of the deal.
Just keep it classy, HR says,
And label your laundry in proper ways.

[Pre-Chorus]
Remember, team, this day’s for all,
From boardroom heels to coverall!

[Chorus]
It’s National Cross Dresser Day!
Join the fun the corporate way.
Share your sparkle, seize your say,
And maybe win big — who can say?

[Bridge]
There’s laughter and heels in the office hall,
A tie swap happening by the coffee wall.
And though we sigh (it’s fair to mention),
We do need more women in every dimension.

[Final Chorus]
It’s National Cross Dresser Day!
Expression first, the corporate way.
Celebrate colors, fabrics, array —
Our culture’s vibrant, and here to stay!
(Or Halloween, as some prefer to call it…)

[Outro]
So iron your shirt — or your skirt — okay?
Compliance never looked this gay (in the old, happy way)!
Thank you for dressing with heart and display —
Happy National Cross Dresser Day!
(…or Halloween, as some prefer to call it.)

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[Spoken Word] “Attention, valued team members. Tomorrow marks a special observance in our annual calendar: National Cross Dresser Day — or Halloween, as some prefer to call it. [Spoken Word] All employees are encouraged to participate in this unique celebration of expression and creativity. Remember: compliance is key, safety is mandatory, and, above all, enjoyment is encouraged. [Spoken Word] Participation may include a friendly competition for the most imaginative costume. Details are confidential — but rest assured, surprises await. [Spoken Word] Please direct your attention to the Breakroom Audio System for the official anthem, celebrating the diversity and spirit of our workforce.” [Intro] Welcome, team, it’s that time of year, Let’s celebrate with workplace cheer! N-C-D-D — we say it proud, Diversity’s corporate, fun, and allowed! (Or Halloween, as some prefer to call it…) [Verse 1] Tomorrow’s the day — our wardrobes expand, New possibilities, close at hand. Blazers or skirts, we won’t judge your flair, It’s expression compliance — with style and care. [Pre-Chorus] Dress for success, invert the code, Innovation’s born in a fashion mode! [Chorus] It’s National Cross Dresser Day! Join the fun the corporate way. Try new looks, don’t be afraid, It’s confidence — professionally displayed! (Or Halloween, as some prefer to call it…) [Verse 2] There may be prizes — we won’t reveal, But creativity’s part of the deal. Just keep it classy, HR says, And label your laundry in proper ways. [Pre-Chorus] Remember, team, this day’s for all, From boardroom heels to coverall! [Chorus] It’s National Cross Dresser Day! Join the fun the corporate way. Share your sparkle, seize your say, And maybe win big — who can say? [Bridge] There’s laughter and heels in the office hall, A tie swap happening by the coffee wall. And though we sigh (it’s fair to mention), We do need more women in every dimension. [Final Chorus] It’s National Cross Dresser Day! Expression first, the corporate way. Celebrate colors, fabrics, array — Our culture’s vibrant, and here to stay! (Or Halloween, as some prefer to call it…) [Outro] So iron your shirt — or your skirt — okay? Compliance never looked this gay (in the old, happy way)! Thank you for dressing with heart and display — Happy National Cross Dresser Day! (…or Halloween, as some prefer to call it.)

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