[Verse 1] Woke up with a cracked phone screen Coffee hit my shirt again Missed the bus by half a block Rain found me like an old friend Got my name on the wrong list Got my change in the wrong hand Every door I kick open Turns into a brick wall stand [Pre-Chorus] I swear the sky knows my face Points at me and laughs out loud One more twist of that bad curse And I’m chewing on the ground [Chorus] Bad luck bingo Here we go again Bad luck bingo Never catch a break Bad luck bingo I’m the punchline kid Bad luck bingo Yeah, that’s how it is [Verse 2] Got a dent in the front fender From a cart in an empty lot Found my keys in the freezer Don’t ask me how they got caught Paid the fine with my last ten Judge looked bored, said “move along” Tried to stand on my own feet Now the floor is stealing my shoes from me [Pre-Chorus] I keep on crawling back up Just to slide right off the edge If there’s a door with my name on it I’ll find the one that’s deadlocked shut [Chorus] Bad luck bingo Here we go again Bad luck bingo Never catch a break Bad luck bingo I’m the punchline kid Bad luck bingo Yeah, that’s how it is [Bridge] Maybe I’m cursed Maybe I’m just too late Maybe the world likes watching Me eat the whole mistake But I’m still here Knuckles up, grin wide If I go down, I go loud I go out with a fight [Final Chorus] Bad luck bingo Here we go again Bad luck bingo Never catch a break Bad luck bingo I’m the punchline kid Bad luck bingo Yeah, that’s how it is Bad luck bingo Spit in the day Bad luck bingo I’m still in the game Bad luck bingo Say it like it is Bad luck bingo Yeah, that’s how it is
