$1.776 Billion (Thug Fund)

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[Intro — guitar + stomping, no finesse]
[Four counts. Then everything at once.]

[Verse 1 — fast, clipped, spitting]
They smashed through the windows, they beat down the doors
They stomped on the officers, pissed on the floors
A hundred and forty cops left bleeding that day
And Donald said "Patriots" — what more can I say?

[Pre-Chorus]
He pardoned 'em all on day one of the game
Then sued the damn I.R.S. — straight-faced, no shame
Dropped the suit, cut the deal, called it justice served
One point seven billion — for the people he preferred

[Chorus — full band, shouted]
Thug Fund! Open for business today!
Proud Boys, apply now — there's a check on the way!
Beat a cop with a flagpole? You might qualify!
Todd Blanche said "Anyone" — anyone can apply!

[Verse 2]
O.A.N.'s lawyered up, filling out the form
My Pillow Mike is somewhere in a fundraising storm
The man who yelled "Kill 'em" got hired at DOJ
He's on the Weaponization Working Group — hey, what can I say

[Pre-Chorus]
Whitehouse called it the cop-beaters' fund
Raskin said racket — said it flat-out — done
Harry Dunn filed suit — Hodges signed on too
Said "This is corruption, plain, front, center, through"

[Chorus]
Thug Fund! Open for business today!
Proud Boys, apply now — there's a check on the way!
Beat a cop with a flagpole? You might qualify!
Todd Blanche said "Anyone" — anyone can apply!

[Bridge — half-time, almost spoken, seething]
One point seven billion dollars
Sitting in a room
Five commissioners — he picks 'em
No judge allowed to look
Called it "Anti-Weaponization"
Named it after his own lawsuit
Said the settlement wasn't reviewable
Said it with his whole chest

[Final Chorus — slower buildup then full explosion]
Thug Fund! Open for business today!
One point seven billion going somebody's way!
Stormed the Capitol? Stomped a cop? Don't you fret!
The president called you a patriot — best payday yet!
Best payday! Best payday! Best payday yet!

[Outro — repeat, faster, crowd shouts]
Anyone can apply! (Anyone!)
Anyone can apply! (Anyone!)
Cop-beaters' payday — (Anyone!)
One point seven million — billion — Lord —
Anyone can apply!

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[Intro — guitar + stomping, no finesse] [Four counts. Then everything at once.] [Verse 1 — fast, clipped, spitting] They smashed through the windows, they beat down the doors They stomped on the officers, pissed on the floors A hundred and forty cops left bleeding that day And Donald said "Patriots" — what more can I say? [Pre-Chorus] He pardoned 'em all on day one of the game Then sued the damn I.R.S. — straight-faced, no shame Dropped the suit, cut the deal, called it justice served One point seven billion — for the people he preferred [Chorus — full band, shouted] Thug Fund! Open for business today! Proud Boys, apply now — there's a check on the way! Beat a cop with a flagpole? You might qualify! Todd Blanche said "Anyone" — anyone can apply! [Verse 2] O.A.N.'s lawyered up, filling out the form My Pillow Mike is somewhere in a fundraising storm The man who yelled "Kill 'em" got hired at DOJ He's on the Weaponization Working Group — hey, what can I say [Pre-Chorus] Whitehouse called it the cop-beaters' fund Raskin said racket — said it flat-out — done Harry Dunn filed suit — Hodges signed on too Said "This is corruption, plain, front, center, through" [Chorus] Thug Fund! Open for business today! Proud Boys, apply now — there's a check on the way! Beat a cop with a flagpole? You might qualify! Todd Blanche said "Anyone" — anyone can apply! [Bridge — half-time, almost spoken, seething] One point seven billion dollars Sitting in a room Five commissioners — he picks 'em No judge allowed to look Called it "Anti-Weaponization" Named it after his own lawsuit Said the settlement wasn't reviewable Said it with his whole chest [Final Chorus — slower buildup then full explosion] Thug Fund! Open for business today! One point seven billion going somebody's way! Stormed the Capitol? Stomped a cop? Don't you fret! The president called you a patriot — best payday yet! Best payday! Best payday! Best payday yet! [Outro — repeat, faster, crowd shouts] Anyone can apply! (Anyone!) Anyone can apply! (Anyone!) Cop-beaters' payday — (Anyone!) One point seven million — billion — Lord — Anyone can apply!

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