
ROD'S FOR HIS OWN BACK
[intro] on the late night of the 'long snides', the nightmare of the 'step aside !' crime mia culpa sinister as lay boars march on miranda's prime suspect minister as tart see's one hundred and eighty farts to 'down-in-street' downing street dart into office to stub him out like "gripes-of-wrathman's" number ten 'cigar ette tu brute!' - see ya then !' [chorus] as rod's 'for his own back benches' conspires to stay like carbuncle on politic's backside entries as if lay bore's reviled uncle of empties family abhorred for ignoring iran's slaw turd cold blooded 'en masse' vile slaughters of kids, grans, mums, dads, sons, daughters [verse 1] this shower of london have truly come undone in hot waters scalded to hear 'what turd?' call dead as the pee hem clings on like stubborn alien to imagined power diminishing by hour [chorus] as rod's 'for his own back benches' conspires to stay like carbuncle on politic's backside entries as if lay bore's reviled uncle of empties family abhorred for ignoring iran's slaw turd cold blooded 'en masse' vile slaughters of kids, grans, mums, dads, sons, daughters [verse 2] as 'will yae nae go, lassie go?' is sung by those now in the know as all's taut so desperate shout to attempt to just force him out, but it's to his eternal shame that he says ' i'm never to blame! ' as hate chem hoe's open up to screw us, housing jan fada foes! [bridge] why do lay bores continue to insist that 'we must accomodate terrorists ? that still blame, maim, sects-you-alley-as-halt, removing ' 'ed ann shoulders' of us all, a threat to our life that's all too real how on earth do you think this makes me feel ? insecure as phuket vet's pork chop bill as safe as house no doubt of benny hill! [chorus] as rod's 'for his own back benches' conspires to stay like carbuncle on politic's backside entries as if lay bore's reviled uncle of empties family abhorred for ignoring iran's slaw turd cold blooded 'en masse' vile slaughters of kids, grans, mums, dads, sons, daughters [outro] as he, steer rodder's calmer, tries now simply even more to roe so appalled former pal boateng et al ashore 'taking the michael you're in' from " allay-loo-wee-yeah? " bin he says ' my wife's just a dream ' to shore up support for him he always looks so alarmed he's revised for wrong exam! like dear old lamentable lamb or kam incapable of thus assuming power's rabbits in headlights cowered too scared to dragon hoist sails affairs do drag on to fail a dalek voiced superman quacking frantic drake sans plan who can't debate frying pan yet heads to straights of japan to leave ball's wife's crucifx, entering furnace's burnt fix, to be buttered up as toast fart errs on and wholly ghost!

