Would you like to make a deal? by Kikki Peshkova .......................................................................... LYRICS (Speech) Hi theeeeeere! Are you new here? I can be your friend! And my rates are very competitive *giggle* (Song) Hi, my name is Kikki! I like to do ballet How are you doing today? You look like you could use some help And I like to help my friends That means you, silly(*giggle*) Now, Harem Hotel is a scary place lot’s of meanies around Because of that you need a way to even the odds A little magic touch up to give you an edge and with my help you can do just that! Just think in your heart of hearts of what you really want Add a touch of love and friendship And I will be there right away to help you along the way! (Chorus) Would you like to make a deal?(yay!) It’s almost free(totally!) Devil Deal A deal you won’t regret until your death! Would you like to make a deal? It’s almost free Devil Deal A deal you won’t regret until your death! (Song) I would show you my references, (clients confidential) But you have my guarantee(scout’s honor) No contract has been broken yet Oh? Looks are times is almost out (Oh, no!) You see I’m rather busy Lots of friends to lend a hand. But if you ask me nicely I can fit you in at 6:66 Now here’s your contract(ignore the flames) See what I am offering you? (ignore the price) and once you put your name down on that dotted line all your hopes and dreams will… you can imagine the rest *giggle* (Chorus) Would you like to make a deal?(yay) It’s almost free(totally!) Devil Deal A deal you won’t regret until your death! Would you like to make a deal? It’s almost free Devil Deal A deal you won’t regret until your death! (Song) Eh, what’s that? Did things go wrong?(Oh, no!) Oops(*giggle*) Make sure you read the small print next time If there will even be a next time Don’t be sad (Aww...) Turn that frown upside down Because in the end You got exactly what you asked! (Chorus) Would you like to make a deal?(yay!) It’s almost free(totally!) Devil Deal A deal you won’t regret until your death! Would you like to make a deal?(*giggle*) It’s almost free(*giggle*) Devil Deal A deal you won’t regret until your death! *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
