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โ๏ธปใโโโไธ๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ ๐ฅโพโโคใโฆ๏ธปโ [Intro] Settle down closeโฆ.listen good now, y'all... This old swampy legend tells it all. 'Bout what happened when the King of the swamp Met the Queen of the muck And that poor creature was clean out of luck! Mais, yeah! [Verse 1] In the Louisiana bayou where the algae grows thick, Lives a ten foot hairy monsterโฆ.him carry a big stick. They call himโฆ Soggy Bottom Samโฆhe king of the mud, Got Irish Cream running through he monster blood! He sipping on Baileyโs while he waits for his prey Playinโ his banjo every single day [Pre-Chorus] Just a big muther-licker waiting down in the slime, Waitinโ to grab you while you in you prime. [Chorus] Oh, Samโs badโฆ.yeah he mean to the bone! Drinkinโ he Baileyโs while he sits on his throne! He a mean muther-licker, the king of the slime, Drinking Baileyโsโฆ..raising one hell of a time! (Aaaah-YEEEEE!) [Verse 2] Ole Silver Toothโฆ.the ten-foot gator king, Hides under the lilies when he sees that thing. The catfish all scatter and the frogs play dead, When the boss of the bayou peeps out he big head Snakes glide through the cattailsโฆ.just to see the fun When ole Sam turns to look..they slither and run. [Pre-Chorus] Yeah...he the boss of the bayou, the Lord of the Stink, Taking big ol' gulps of his sweet Irish drink! [Chorus] Oh, Samโs badโฆ.yeah he mean to the bone! Drinkinโ he Baileyโs while he sits on his throne! He a mean muther-licker, the king of the slime, Drinking Baileysโฆ..raising one hell of a time! (Aaaah-YEEEEE!) [Verse 3] Then along came Miss Magik, struttinโ into the fog, Gigginโ for a bullfrog while it sits on a log. She wearinโ Daisy Dukes and a red crop top, She lookinโ so sexyโฆ makes a manโs mouth drop. Soggy Bottom Sam took a lookโฆ.made his ole heart leap, Steam rising off his furโฆ..thinkinโ โthis woman Iโll keepโ. [INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE] [Verse 4] Sam sloshed through the duckweedโฆ.flexed up his arm, Strutted right up to herโฆ. Puttinโ on his swamp charm. Said, "Hey there, sweet thang, I'm da king of dis mud! A mean mother-licker..just lookinโ for blood!โ [Sudden Dynamic Stop] Well, Magik didn't flinch..didn't scream..didn't cry, [Heavy Percussion Crack] She raised up her frog gigโฆ. POPPED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE! [Bridge] "I came down here to gig a frog or two!" (Riiibbbitttttt) "BabyโฆIโm horny and Iโm cominโ for you! (Oh yeah?)" "My spear is sharp...my temper is hot!" "Well, ya stepped right into mah favorite spot!" "Is that Baileys on your breathโฆ.you big furry beast?!" "Welcome to da bayou, let's start da feast!" (Laissez les bons temps rouler!) [Verse 5] Ole Soggy Bottom Sam rubbed his swollen eye, โNever met a woman like thatโโฆhe not gonna lie. He sweatinโ swamp stinkโฆas he sat in the fog Fell head-over-heelsโฆdroolinโ like a mad dog Offered her his Bailey'sโฆ.gave her a look so keen, Said, "Honey, you da baddest thing dis bayou's ever seen!" [Verse 6] She said, "Listen here, Bigfoot, you big hairy pup, You may be a muther-licker, but I'll mess you up! Keep your paws off my butt.. eyes off my boobs..please, Or the next place I gigโs gonna make you drop to you knees! I came for some frog legs, not a horny ole beast, So..back upโฆor your mountain oysters gonna be my feast!" [Chorus] Oh, Samโs badโฆ.yeah he mean to the bone! Drinkinโ he Bailey's while he sits on his throne! But now thereโs anotherโฆshe the โswamp queenโ A beauty of a woman and she pretty dam mean [Outro] Now if you go down southโฆwhere the green algae grows, Donโt tread the green swamp where the Baileyโs drink flows. Thereโs a muther-lickinโ Bigfoot and a mean southern queen, Running the wildest swampโฆ.that you've ever seen! "Ahhhhhh-YEEEEEEE!" "C'est tout!" โ๏ธปใโโโไธ๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ ๐ฅโพโโคใโฆ๏ธปโ
