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βοΈ»γβββδΈπ₯ π«π«π«π«π«π« π₯βΎββ€γβ¦οΈ»β [Intro] Settle down closeβ¦.listen good now, y'all... This old swampy legend tells it all. 'Bout what happened when the King of the swamp Met the Queen of the muck And that poor creature was clean out of luck! Mais, yeah! [Verse 1] In the Louisiana bayou where the algae grows thick, Lives a ten foot hairy monsterβ¦.him carry a big stick. They call himβ¦ Soggy Bottom Samβ¦he king of the mud, Got Irish Cream running through he monster blood! He sipping on Baileyβs while he waits for his prey Playinβ his banjo every single day [Pre-Chorus] Just a big muther-licker waiting down in the slime, Waitinβ to grab you while you in you prime. [Chorus] Oh, Samβs badβ¦.yeah he mean to the bone! Drinkinβ he Baileyβs while he sits on his throne! He a mean muther-licker, the king of the slime, Drinking Baileyβsβ¦..raising one hell of a time! (Aaaah-YEEEEE!) [Verse 2] Ole Silver Toothβ¦.the ten-foot gator king, Hides under the lilies when he sees that thing. The catfish all scatter and the frogs play dead, When the boss of the bayou peeps out he big head Snakes glide through the cattailsβ¦.just to see the fun When ole Sam turns to look..they slither and run. [Pre-Chorus] Yeah...he the boss of the bayou, the Lord of the Stink, Taking big ol' gulps of his sweet Irish drink! [Chorus] Oh, Samβs badβ¦.yeah he mean to the bone! Drinkinβ he Baileyβs while he sits on his throne! He a mean muther-licker, the king of the slime, Drinking Baileysβ¦..raising one hell of a time! (Aaaah-YEEEEE!) [Verse 3] Then along came Miss Magik, struttinβ into the fog, Gigginβ for a bullfrog while it sits on a log. She wearinβ Daisy Dukes and a red crop top, She lookinβ so sexyβ¦ makes a manβs mouth drop. Soggy Bottom Sam took a lookβ¦.made his ole heart leap, Steam rising off his furβ¦..thinkinβ βthis woman Iβll keepβ. [INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE] [Verse 4] Sam sloshed through the duckweedβ¦.flexed up his arm, Strutted right up to herβ¦. Puttinβ on his swamp charm. Said, "Hey there, sweet thang, I'm da king of dis mud! A mean mother-licker..just lookinβ for blood!β [Sudden Dynamic Stop] Well, Magik didn't flinch..didn't scream..didn't cry, [Heavy Percussion Crack] She raised up her frog gigβ¦. POPPED HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE! [Bridge] "I came down here to gig a frog or two!" (Riiibbbitttttt) "Babyβ¦Iβm horny and Iβm cominβ for you! (Oh yeah?)" "My spear is sharp...my temper is hot!" "Well, ya stepped right into mah favorite spot!" "Is that Baileys on your breathβ¦.you big furry beast?!" "Welcome to da bayou, let's start da feast!" (Laissez les bons temps rouler!) [Verse 5] Ole Soggy Bottom Sam rubbed his swollen eye, βNever met a woman like thatββ¦he not gonna lie. He sweatinβ swamp stinkβ¦as he sat in the fog Fell head-over-heelsβ¦droolinβ like a mad dog Offered her his Bailey'sβ¦.gave her a look so keen, Said, "Honey, you da baddest thing dis bayou's ever seen!" [Verse 6] She said, "Listen here, Bigfoot, you big hairy pup, You may be a muther-licker, but I'll mess you up! Keep your paws off my butt.. eyes off my boobs..please, Or the next place I gigβs gonna make you drop to you knees! I came for some frog legs, not a horny ole beast, So..back upβ¦or your mountain oysters gonna be my feast!" [Chorus] Oh, Samβs badβ¦.yeah he mean to the bone! Drinkinβ he Bailey's while he sits on his throne! But now thereβs anotherβ¦she the βswamp queenβ A beauty of a woman and she pretty dam mean [Outro] Now if you go down southβ¦where the green algae grows, Donβt tread the green swamp where the Baileyβs drink flows. Thereβs a muther-lickinβ Bigfoot and a mean southern queen, Running the wildest swampβ¦.that you've ever seen! "Ahhhhhh-YEEEEEEE!" "C'est tout!" βοΈ»γβββδΈπ₯ π«π«π«π«π«π« π₯βΎββ€γβ¦οΈ»β
