What's that I see? It's just out of sight What could it be? Squealing in the night? I approached the house From the bottom of the lawn Tried to shut my mouth Couldn't believe what I saw! It was a haunted bagpipe! Ohhhh A haunted bagpipe Ohhhh A haunted bagpipe- on a hill! The sound it made Would break your ears Drive you insane The worst of your fears! Babies will cry Adults will weep Elderly will die From just one squeak! It was a haunted bagpipe! Ohhhh A haunted bagpipe Ohhhh A haunted bagpipe- on a hill! A hilltop spook from a old wet bag Played by and ancient scottish hag Holes in the sack with a pipe that'll kill The scariest bagpipe on a hill! Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide It'll roll down the hill And across the mountainside One way to stop it, And make it gone Gotta learn to play The accordion! RUN! It was a haunted bagpipe! Ohhh A haunted bagpipe On a hill! It was a haunted bagpipe! Ohhh A haunted bagpipe- on a hill!
