[Intro] [Steel guitar, upbeat] [Verse 1] [Male vocal, sincere] Abraham Lincoln and Donald Trump Their only similarity is taking a dump Lincoln did his business with presidential style Trump poops his pants and gives his shit-eating smile [Chorus] [Belted, call-and-response] Poop — POOP POOP — poop [Gang vocals] Maybe a leg-shake there! Poop — POOP POOP — poop Somethin’s damp on that seat! Poop — POOP POOP — poop He left a skid mark Poop — POOP POOP — poop In America’s underpants! Yeah yeah! [Verse 2] [Male vocal, sincere] Honest Abe kept the union in one piece Donnie can’t keep the union in his briefs One man’s on the penny, one man’s on the run Both of ’em stained the country — but only one for fun [Chorus] [Belted, call-and-response] Poop — POOP POOP — poop [Gang vocals] Maybe a leg-shake there! Poop — POOP POOP — poop Somethin’s damp on that seat! Poop — POOP POOP — poop He left a skid mark Poop — POOP POOP — poop In America’s underpants! Yeah yeah!
