[Verse 1] Dropped in loud with that “I main this game” energy First bile spewer appears and suddenly you’re empty Controller flying, chat going nuclear mid-dive “This mission’s broken” while the rest of us still thrive Host rage-quits the second the chargers start stacking Leaves three of us holding the bag like it’s nothing Typing “y’all are trash” as the extract timer ticks Classic soft-ass exit from a mission you can’t fix [Chorus] SKILL ISSUE! SKILL ISSUE! Sore sport diving out ‘cause you can’t hack the pressure SKILL ISSUE! SKILL ISSUE! Managed Democracy don’t need your fragile measure You talked that big shit till the real fight began Now you’re alt-F4’ing like a true soft-ass man [Verse 2] One death and you’re already writing the essay “Spawn rates unfair, team’s throwing, game’s just garbage” Meanwhile we extract with half a squad and a prayer You’re already in the menu acting like we should care Kicked the lobby over one friendly rocket to the face Then posted on Reddit like you earned some kind of grace Can’t take a loss, can’t take a joke, can’t take the heat Just another tourist who thought Helldive was sweet [Chorus] SKILL ISSUE! SKILL ISSUE! Sore sport diving out ‘cause you can’t hack the pressure SKILL ISSUE! SKILL ISSUE! Managed Democracy don’t need your fragile measure You talked that big shit till the real fight began Now you’re alt-F4’ing like a true soft-ass man [Bridge] YOU CAN’T HACK IT! YOU CAN’T HACK IT! ONE BAD DROP AND YOU FOLD LIKE A CHEAP ASS TENT GO PLAY SOMETHING EASY WHERE THE ENEMIES ARE SLOW THIS AIN’T FOR YOU, SORE SPORT — WE ALREADY KNOW [Final Chorus] SKILL ISSUE! SKILL ISSUE! Democracy keeps rolling while you sit there seething SKILL ISSUE! SKILL ISSUE! We’ll finish the war without your soft-ass breathing Dive for freedom or dive for the door Either way we’re laughing… ‘cause you can’t take more [Outro] Stay mad. Get good. For Super Earth. For the ones who stay. The rest of you? Skill issue. Stay mad and get good.
