[Verse 1] Rollin’ up to the park, sun glaring dangerously bright. I’m Grumpy Old Walter, and I’m ready for a fright. Look at those kids skatin’, thinking they’re slick, But I’m the board-wrecking villain, here to ruin their trick. [Chorus 1] Oh, Grumpy Old Walter, chaos in my wake, Crushing little children's dreams, it's a path I will take. I’m flipping their boards, shattering their thrill, With kids crying like cowards (boo), I savor the chill. [Verse 2] “Hey kid, what’s that? You think you can glide?” I snicker as I stomp, take that board, and slide. Lightning speed is my game; I’m a menace, you see, Breaking dreams and their wheels, no escaping from little me. (Waaaaahhhh! Ha ha haaa! I am the SKATEBOARD DEVIL!) [Chorus 2] Oh, Grumpy Old Walter, destruction in my wake, The skate park’s nightmare, I’m the risk you can’t shake. I’m flying through the air, no mercy in my heart, With kids tumbling like bowling pins (AAAAuuugh), watch them depart! (Wooooo! Oooooh) [Bridge] I glance around with a smirk, hear a young kid plead, [Children] (“Please, Mr. Walter, I’ll do any good deed!”) But I snatch up his board, my laughter fills the air, Why let them have joy? I thrive on despair! [Verse 3] They’re crying and wailing, “That’s my favorite ride!” But I’m already gone, with my ego and pride. With each crunch of the wood, I savor their cries. Leaving chaos behind, as a dark shadow flies. (Waaaahhh! Aaaaaahhhh! Faaaaart!) [Chorus 3] Oh, Grumpy Old Walter, darkness veiled in my grin. With every shattered dream, I bask in the sin. I’m the nightmare incarnate, slipping through their fears. As they cry for their freedom (please!), I feast on their tears! (Mwahahaha! Embrace the doom and gloom!) [Outro 1] So here’s to me, Walter, with a heart turned to stone. A storm of destruction; I’m thrill-seeking alone. With each laugh and each snap, the legend expands. Grumpy Old Walter, the king of the lands! (Boing, Wosh) [Extra Outro 2] [Walter] Hello there! Can I see your pretty little board? [Little Boy] (No, My mommy told me not to talk to strangers and I do not know who you are..) [Walter] (What do you mean, Do I look like a stranger to you? I AM NO STRAAANGER, I AM WALTER and you KNOW IT!! GIVE ME YOUR BOARD!) (Aaaah, ooooh) [Little Boy] (You wish!.. OLD FART, I will never give you my skateboard oooh_weee, hahaha)
