what school teacher your funny

[Intro] Oi Back of the class crew You know the vibe Teachers moving mad today Let’s go [Verse 1] Walked in late, miss said “where you been?” I said “life got traffic and my bus got thin” Sir’s at the board drawing graphs with passion Whole class asleep but he thinks it’s fashion Miss took my phone like she cracked the case Then used Comic Sans on a PowerPoint face Told us “this will help you later in life” Mate, I still can’t tax but I know Henry’s wife [Pre-Drop] Oi Hold up She said pop quiz? Nah nah nah That’s illegal Three Two One [Drop] Homework? Lost it Detention? Dodged it Teacher’s mad Class gone feral Bassline hit Now we’re all in trouble [Verse 2] PE teacher rocks up with a whistle and shorts Thinks he’s coaching finals, it’s year nine sports Made us run laps in the middle of rain Then pulled a hammy showing off again Science sir said “don’t touch that flame” Then burned his sleeve and forgot my name Deputy walks past like he runs the place But he got chalk dust all over his face [Pre-Drop 2] Oi Assembly again? Nah, I’ve heard this speech Since year seven Run it Run it [Drop 2] Bell goes Everyone bolts Sir yells “Walk, don’t go!” No one listens Whole hall shakes Bass kicks in And the school gate breaks [Bridge] Maths teacher said “show your working” I said “miss, my brain stopped working” English teacher wants deep reflection I wrote “the curtains had depression” Canteen lady’s got more control Than the principal’s entire patrol One look from her and the queue behaves She’s the real boss of these school days [Final Build] Oi Teacher’s coming Hide the chips Act normal Act normal Three Two One [Final Drop] Back row bouncing Front row snitching Sir’s still talking No one’s listening Whole class laughing Bell starts ringing School day done But the bass keeps kicking [Outro] No homework was harmed During this performance Except mine I never did it