"Albuquerque!!!" "Earlier we had Robin Hood and Friar Tuck..." "Have I ever fuckin' told you about Friar... FUCK?!!!!!" [Verse 1] Confiteor Deo... But your fuckin' lips deceive. I pretend to confess, you could hardly breathe. Plum purple hair, a sinner’s crown— I fuckin' knelt, and all your fuckin' vows fell down. [Verse 2] A beast! A witch! A thing profane— My laughter rang through the chapel nave. You gripped the pew. I flicked my tongue. You were seein' spots when the fuckin' psalms were sung. [Chorus] Domine, Domine, why was I made? To soak you in scuzz and lead you astray? Your frock is tenting, you're about to gleek— And still my fuckin' name is all you squeak. [Verse 3] Seven cords, fuckin' sacred lash, Up all night fuckin' whippin' your ass? Each crack and thwack, gonna fuckin' cream— Fuckin' welts became where Scuzzy’s been. Imagine my claws fuckin' rake you raw— You moan, Goddamn, I'm fuckin' stuck in your craw! "Shee-it, boy, you're a fuckin' freak!" [Verse 4] Sanctus? Nah! You ain't, yer torn. Denim vest or fuckin' crown of thorns. I stalk yer prayers. My smirk, my gait— A hyena sent to dese-fuckin'-crate! [Chorus] Domine, Domine, yer in dire straits! Waggle my tail 'cross your fuckin' face! Each sniff you snuff fuckin' makes me purr And all you dream is my spotted fur! [Bridge] You see my tail in every flame, You taste my musk in the Eucharist. You preach of sin, you damn my name— But Scuzzy fuckin' marked you with her piss!! [Final Chorus] Domine, Domine, still you plead— I smell you back there spillin' your seed! Goddamn, you'll trade your friar's frock, Confiteor Hyenam, Domine... for a jizzy sock!
