At the Esperanza base A red snowman came to visit On June 6th, 2026 Beyond Cape Horn surveillance A balmy 59.7 degrees was reached! For three straight weeks A red snowman evacuated From the equator onto the pole Raúl Cordero said, "This is absolutely crazy." The cold moon caused the 36 degree-ish spike A skeleton could not ski from the moon Instead it was, a skeleton snowboarder Through Concordia, who would be Carving this anomalous tune. And so, Antarctica, in the palm of a wintery grip Seemed to gripe, and bitch, and moan, and complain Temperatures on the ice-covered continent Recently plummeted to minus 119.4 degrees Fahrenheit The lowest recorded temperature on Earth, since 2012 The cooling of helium, the warming of beryllium Both amalgamized in flux Certainly seemed to make their own sterling contributions As the red snowman's still fishing for pine nuts
