[Intro] Some people like to grump Better to just talk to a stump But that’s not your way When you chat folks start to sway At work or at play Folks just want to stay Some people like to grump Better to just talk to a stump I don’t give a fuck Let ‘em get hit by a truck And that’s just my way When folks talk, I walk away [Hook] People love you People hate my ass I know it’s true I just give ‘em sass When you walk in the room Your spirit lightens the mood It hurts me to smile I would rather run ten miles One smile, your laugh too No one can be blue Some call me a bastard Asshole, shit, or turd I wear it like a badge of honor Wallowing in being a loner [Verse – Two Sides] The first time we met I felt a spark ignite I did not know what to say So kept it to myself People are so stupid They walk up, I feel polluted Complete and total dipshits No sense, complete nitwits You were like a magnet Lifting spirits all around How the hell people survive With emptiness inside They just take up air With nothing between the ears But you listen and not just hear Your eyes remove all fear [Lift] I know you brought me calm Just your ever present charm And with a spirit like that I could not help but fall for you The sad pieces of crap Useless as oak sap There ought to be a limit To these daily exchanges When I have to tell someone To get out of the rain You pull me from the storm You wash away the pain [Bridge – Mash] People hate me but love you We both know it’s true How the hell did I end up with you People love you It’s true And I do too [Final Chorus – Call & Response] People love you People hate my ass I know it’s true I just give ‘em sass When you walk in the room Your spirit lightens the mood One smile, your laugh too No one can be blue Some call me a bastard Asshole, shit, or turd I wear it like a badge of honor Wallowing in being a loner [Outro – Dual Hook] People love you I know it’s true People hate my ass But I still fell for you People love you It’s true People hate me but love you And I do too
