[Verse] I was walkin' down the street feelin' kinda tight Something wasn’t right it was a curious plight My cheeks were clappin’ a little too loud Man I’m a one-man percussion crowd [Chorus] Oh lordy whats happenin back there? Oh no. I got the nut butt blues. [Verse 2] What’s the deal What’s the scoop Got the white stickiness up in muh poop shoot Oh dear lord it's smellin like glue when i toot It sloshes when i wiggle my ass And squelches when i pass gas [Chorus] Oh dear lord im red in the face cuz I got the nut butt blues [Verse 3] Oh dear lordy cant you see its not poop its not pee Someone done bust a nut inside of me I got nut in my butt i do I got the nut butt blues [Chorus] Oooh dear oh me oh my What have i been doin with my life? Oh yeah thats right I been givin myself the nut butt blues [Verse 4] Too much coom in my butt Oh no no no It’s overflowin' I’m ready to blow Too much coom in my butt I can't run I can’t hide Only waddle around leaving a snail trail like a slip'n slide [Chorus] Oh dear lord no No no oh no I got the nut butt blues. [Verse 5] Tried to sit down The chair said nope This ain't a problem you can solve with soap Called the doctor He just laughed Said "Son You’re a legend Theres no sense to the math Never seen so much nut in one ass [Chorus] Oh i got the nut butt blues. Cum in my butt Ooooh ho noo. [Prechorus] Gravity’s pulling I’m losin' control This booty’s turned into a cosmic black hole [Chorus] Oh its the nut butt blues. Yeah. I got the nut butt blues. [Verse 6] Too much coom in my butt Oh gee It’s a sticky situation Oh Can’t you see Its not poo Its not pee I tried to cork it but it wont stay shut Theres just too much coom in my butt [Chorus] Because i got the nut butt blues [Chorus] Oh no Sweet jesus My farts smell like dick cheesus My ass is full of white I dunno if I'll be alright Oh Lordy. Muh butt is full of goo I got the nut butt blues. [Instrumental] [Finale] [End]
