[trap/phonk, comedy] My Rent's On Time - Now with more MOLECULES

[a satirical piece exploring the modern American Dream] Paid my whole rent (on god) [interlude, spoken] Got a Two bedroom place, walk up, third floor, low rates (uh) And I only got these three roommates (yeah!) Verse 1: Ooh yeah, look at me, livin’ large (yeah) Just paid my light bill, no late charge (uh) Bought a dozen eggs (yeah) I ain’t afraid.. Month of Netflix, yeah boy, I'm so paid! (uh) [rap] I … walked in the store like a boss, had to cop me a toothbrush, mint floss, mouth wash, (yeah), no plaque, no slack, fresh breath, check the tag, no flinch, no cap, Apple Pay 20 bucks like… ooooh, tap! Pre-Chorus: Yeah my Rent’s on time, no eviction glarin (yeah) Got my own WiFi, and I ain’t sharin (uh) Took my whip and filled up the whole tank, (yeah) Yeah that’s right this bish makes bank! (what! ) (uh) Verse 2: Fill up my bag at Aldi (yeah) Even got the bougie coffee (uh) Got some bread that ain’t expired (yeah) I got a bunch of quarters for the dryer! (Winning) [chorus] Debit card? (Uh ) No decline (whew!) Turn the thermostat to 69! (Wait, wait… lets not get crazy…) [instrumental] (My rents on time) (Yeah) [rap] Hot… water in the shower like a king, no sting, got the bottle upright, not flipped, no cling, twist the top, two pumps , no squeeze, lather up, rich foam, full shower cause I’m grown! (Yeah my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) [rap] walked in the dollar store like a baller, went straight to the top shelf… holler! Gonna fill my sack with premium snacks, gotta have that mack with the gold foil wrap, dollar fiddy a pack, I’m livin’ like that, my ramen is phat, add a boiled egg, shrimp, and a chili oil drip! Check my Flex, uh! (my rent's on time) Big spender at the thrift, hit the racks like prime time, my drip's on fleek, this three dollar shirt was a hundred last week! [spoken] But hey… maybe next month I can buy meat… (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time) (my rent's on time)