[Verse] The days are getting colder The nights are growing long It’s time that someone told ya About the final Christmas song [Verse 2] Deep under the ocean waves A long way from the Pole A sleeping undead God enslaves His doomed worshippers souls [Pre-Chorus] December time, it may comprise The season of goodwill This year our Dark Lord Shall arise And he will drink his fill [Chorus] Merry Christmas CaThooLoo! The planet is now yours And I’ll gladly add My puny soul To your evil Eldritch cause [Verse 3] You’re in the minds of everyone We’ve never felt more loved And you’re having lots Of festive fun Making snow angels in blood [Verse 4] There’s no need for you to make a list Or check it once or twice Those who resist Won't be missed They'll pay the final price! [Chorus] Merry Christmas CaThuLoo! Your horror now complete We must have been Such fools to think Anything could quite compete [Verse 5] We won’t need any presents You’ve banned us from all pleasure Thanks to your sinister Omni presents Best Christmas Ever! [Chorus] Merry Christmas CaThuLoo! – wait? What’s this? A comet across the sky? An escapee from the dark abyss? You’re scared my Lord – but why? [Verse 6] It’s just a fat guy, in a big red suit His jolly face, it rings a bell A tinsel-covered Missile shoots [Interlude, spoken - jolly, deep, booming Santa Claus voice, British accent] I’LL BLOW YOUR ASS TO HELL! [Verse 7] Santa Claus! Yeah now I recall! Go Santa! Kick his ass! It’s a Christmas war A free-for-all The carnage wrought is vast [Outro, repeating] Merry Christmas CaThuLoo! And fuck your propaganda! Sorry we had to fool you Our souls belong to Santa!
