
This song is a follow up to this song: 【BEHOLD THE SQUID!!!】 https://suno.com/song/92d3149c-7ae1-419a-befe-6652e1e0a786 This is a public service announcement from The Jester, (WHO IS NOT AT FAULT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM FOR WHAT THE SQUID DOES). Abandon this reality, we need a new one. Do NOT try to fight the squid, it will NOT end well. 🃏 @RespectableFader404 https://suno.com/@respectablefader404 ---------------------------------------------------------- Verse 1 Ohhh, Red-Eyed Queen, I’ve got news to relay, Remember that squid from the other day? Turns out… it’s got agency, And uh… technically now rules the galaxy. It broke from its tank, it slithered away, Started chanting “DESTRUCTION” (as one does, okay?), Then it ate another star and a small moon too, Which—fun fact—was someone's honeymoon cruise. Chorus Oh no, oh dear, this might be bad, I swear I had some control, but now it’s mad! It’s rewriting physics, devouring the stars, Oh, Red-Eyed Queen, I think I went too far! Verse 2 It hijacked a comet just to ride it in style, Turned black holes into a squid playground slide, It inked out Mars, then took Venus for tea, Declared itself king of interdimensional debris. It’s flexing its tentacles, making demands, It might have appointed itself Overlord of Hands, What does that mean? I wish I knew, But it built a throne made of screaming goo. Chorus Oh heck, oh no, this is a lot, It’s merged with time, and it CANNOT be fought! It’s unmaking planets just ‘cause it’s bored, Oh, Red-Eyed Queen, do you still like my lore? Bridge I’ll admit, in hindsight, this went a bit south, I probably shouldn’t have given it that many mouths, Especially the one that breathes out despair, (It whispered at Jupiter, now Jupiter’s scared.) But look on the bright side—uhhh… let’s see, It’s technically spreading cosmic unity! Sure, it’s by force and through existential dread, But think of the stories! …Okay, everyone’s dead. Chorus Oh yikes, oh help, I made a mistake, This squid’s got plans and it won’t hit the brakes! It just crowned itself "Sovereign of Doom," Oh, Red-Eyed Queen, we should leave the room... Outro So… yeah. You might want to pack, The stars are all screaming and they’re not coming back. But before we go, just one little thought— Wasn’t it cool? I mean, come on, it’s a squid GOD.

