The Idiot You Know

Sent you flowers to celebrate the day that we first met. But you won't even return my calls. Guess I'm not over you yet. But there's a man in Ohio who only eats sod. And there's a girl in Detroit who swears that she's God. The point of this, you see, I'll always be me and I am not the biggest idiot you could know. Quit my job and packed my bags to move to your new town. And though you don't even acknowledge me, it's nice to have you around. But there's a man in Chicago who swears that he glows. And there's this guy in Tahiti waiting for snow. The point of this, you see, I'll always be me and I am not the biggest idiot you could know. Stood in the rain and the cold just hoping for a glimpse of you. And though it meant catching pneumonia, it felt like something I should do. But there's a man down in Austin with a big beard of bees. And there's a lady in Tampa buyin' extended warrantees. The point of this, you see, I'll always be me and I am not the biggest idiot you could know.