[Intro - dirty bass, playful heavy guitar riff, dark beat] [Male Vocals - rhythmic rap] Two in the morning, everybody asleep, back door opens without making a peep, black boots creeping over kitchen tile, mask on his face, knife at his side. [Male Vocals - tense rap] He checks the hallway. Nobody moves. Perfect little house. Easy room to room. Then something sniffs his leg. [Male Vocals - quiet] Doogie. [Male Vocals - amused] Tail going crazy. New friend. [Heavy guitar hit] [Female Vocals - rhythmic rap] Paula wakes up, takes one look, sees something dangling from the stranger's coat. Keys. Interesting. Snatch. Turn. Gone. [Female Vocals - amused] And there she fucking goes. [Male Vocals - shouted] HEY! [Female Vocals - deadpan] First mistake. [Male Vocals - rapid rap] PAULA HITS THE HALL! MASKED GUY CHASES! DOOGIE SEES RUNNING AND JOINS THE RACES! ROUND THE COUCH! OVER A TOY! SLASHER HITS THE FLOOR— [Male Vocals - shouted] DOOGIE THINKS IT'S PURE FUCKING JOY! [Male + Female Vocals - heavy chorus] GOOD DOGS! WHO'S A GOOD DOG?! TURNING HOME INVASION INTO TOTAL FUCKING CHAOS! GOOD DOGS! RUN HIM DOWN! HE CAME HERE AS THE KILLER— [Female Vocals - shouted] NOW HE'S EATING FUCKING GROUND! [Instrumental - bouncing rapcore riff] [Female Vocals - rapid rap] Gets back up. Paula doubles around. He follows the keys and gets slammed by the door. Staggers backward, steps on a ball, Doogie comes charging— [Female Vocals - shouted] THERE GOES THE ASSHOLE THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL! [Male Vocals - laughing rap] Drywall cracks! Picture comes down! Mask gets launched to the other side of town! Doogie grabs it! Now it's his prize! Killer gets up with murder in his eyes! [Male Vocals - aggressive] Takes one step. Paula runs past. Turns his head. [Male Vocals - shouted] DOOR TO THE FACE! [Female Vocals - amused] Second mistake. [Heavy riff] [Female Vocals - rapid shout-rap] HE'S PISSED NOW! GOOD FOR HIM! CHASES PAULA STRAIGHT THROUGH THE KITCHEN AGAIN! SLIPS ON WATER! HITS THE TABLE! TRIES TO STAND— [Female Vocals - shouted] DOOGIE'S BACK AND HE'S READY FOR ROUND FOUR! [Male Vocals - rapid shout-rap] MASK IN HIS MOUTH! TAIL LIKE A FAN! RUNS RIGHT PAST THE VERY ANGRY MAN! GUY TURNS FAST! WRONG FUCKING WAY! PAULA HITS HIS KNEES— [Male Vocals - shouted] AND DOWN HE GOES AGAIN! [Male + Female Vocals - heavy chorus] GOOD DOGS! VERY GOOD DOGS! TWO LITTLE BEAGLES VERSUS ONE VERY BAD JOB! GOOD DOGS! NO FEAR AT ALL! [Male Vocals - shouted] HE WANTED A BODY COUNT! [Female Vocals - shouted] HE CAN'T EVEN CROSS THE HALL! [Breakdown - crushing half-time riff] [Male Vocals - aggressive rap] He crawls into the bathroom. Locks the door. Breathing like he's never seen a fucking dog before. Silence outside. He waits. He listens. Nothing. [Male Vocals - quiet] Finally. [Female Vocals - amused] He opens the door. [Female Vocals - quiet] Doogie. Paula. Both sitting there. Tails wagging. [Male Vocals - deadpan] He closes it again. [Female Vocals] Good choice. [Breakdown resumes] [Male Vocals - rapid shout-rap] WINDOW! THAT'S HIS PLAN! CLIMBS OUT FAST LIKE A DESPERATE MAN! DROPS TO THE YARD! THINKS HE'S FREE! [Male Vocals - shouted] THEN HE HEARS TWO COLLARS COMING DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS! [Female Vocals - rapid shout-rap] BACK DOOR OPENS! PAULA LEADS! DOOGIE BEHIND WITH THE MASK BETWEEN HIS TEETH! KILLER STARTS RUNNING! TRIPS ON THE HOSE! HITS THE HEDGE— [Female Vocals - screamed] AND OVER HE GOES! [Male Vocals - rapid shout-rap] ROLLS DOWN THE SLOPE! STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BIN! GETS BACK UP— THOSE FUCKING DOGS AGAIN! THROWS DOWN THE KNIFE! FUCK THIS SHIT! RUNS DOWN THE STREET LIKE HE'S DONE WITH IT! [Male + Female Vocals - screamed] GOOD! FUCKING! DOGS! [Instrumental - triumphant heavy riff] [Female Vocals - sleepy] What the hell was that? [Male Vocals - tired] No idea. [Female Vocals] Why's there a hole in the wall? [Male Vocals] Why does Dugi have a mask? [Female Vocals - quiet] Why does Paula have car keys? [Pause] [Male Vocals] ...good dogs? [Final Chorus - Male + Female Vocals] GOOD DOGS! VERY GOOD DOGS! HOUSE MOSTLY STANDING, SLASHER FUCKING GONE! GOOD DOGS! CASE FUCKING CLOSED! [Female Vocals - shouted] PAULA GOT THE CAR KEYS! [Male Vocals - shouted] DOOGIE GOT HIS MASK! [Female Vocals - shouted] HE CAME HERE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE! [Male Vocals - shouted] HE FUCKING FOUND IT FAST! [Outro - playful heavy guitar] [Female Vocals] Should we call the police? [Male Vocals] Probably. [Female Vocals] What do we tell them? [Male Vocals - deadpan] The dogs handled it. [Pause] [Female Vocals] Where's Paula? [Male Vocals] ... [Female Vocals] Where are the car keys? [Male Vocals - alarmed] Oh no.
