[Verse 1] (Oh, come on now!) Einstein said "It's all relative Y'all!" (oo-yeah!) Space and time They stretch and crawl (woo!) Gravity's a curve Not a pull Not a shove (That's right!) He was ridin’ that spacetime love! [Verse 2] (Here comes Bohr, y’all!) Niels Bohr said "Hold up Now wait a bit Hey!" Atoms get funky in a quantum split (what?!) Electrons dancin’ Jumpin’ in their groove (Bohr said) "Probabilities make the universe move!" [Chorus] (Eh-heh, come on!) Relativity’s smooth Like a country road (woo!) Quantum’s jumpy Like a funky code (get it!) Two minds groovin’ in the cosmic jam Einstein and Bohr Who’s got the bigger slam? (oo-yeah!) [Verse 3] (Keep it goin'!) Einstein said "Bohr Your theory’s too wild (uh-huh!) I need my universe clean and styled!" But Bohr just laughed Said "Uncertainty’s real You gotta let go And feel what you feel!" [Bridge] (Clap your hands now!) "Spooky action" made Einstein frown "That quantum stuff’ll break my town!" But Bohr just winked Said "It’s all in the spin The funky universe don’t need no pin!" [Chorus] (Oh, yeah!) Relativity’s smooth Like a country road (woo!) Quantum’s jumpy Like a funky code (oh snap!) Two minds groovin’ in the cosmic jam Einstein and Bohr Who’s got the bigger slam?
