[Verse] She buys a dog named Fluffy Never takes a bath Another cat so scruffy Always in her path [Verse 2] A rabbit hops in circles Living in the house A guinea pig named Myrtle Never leaves the couch [Chorus] Pet parade running wild Bath time's not her style Critters grin all the while Messy but she's our child [Verse 3] There's a turtle in the kitchen Fish tank in the hall Hamster wheel keeps spinnin' Pets big and small [Bridge] Maybe one day she'll see Why baths are so key Her animals might agree Time to get them clean [Chorus] Pet parade running wild Bath time's not her style Critters grin all the while Messy but she's our child
