Words that Aren't

[verse] words that aren't all that bad.. this song will make you happy... not sad! and maybe if you listen... a bit smarter and certainly smile a bit HARDER!... We shall see.. [verse] boobytrap... Boobyalla, used to be the name of a port in Tasmania... (imagine a postcard from there!!) assart... A-hole-hole, Its a fish!! imagine in your dish!... Aktashite a mineral... Assa panick another name for flying squirrel... so don't get yer self in a panic... on this song! bastinado!... [verse] butt shaft bum-fiddler ( I think I met that guy) actually its he who draws in the margins of the paper! clatterfart... getting the idea? [verse] copula... dick-holl, dick-pot, dicky, dik-dik... gotcha there what was there? dream- hole... Say WHAT?! [verse] erotetic... fard, far lek... fukmast, fuksheet, futtock... hitty-titty these are all real words an they ain't nasty just addin to your vo ca bulary! invaginate...jerkin head...kankedort... knobstick! kumbang its a thang!! Crack a dictionary you dirty mind! [epic guitar solo] [verse] macerate... manal...masticate... nestle-cock.. and no!... that's not between your thighs! nobber, nodgecock, penetralia... penetrance, peniphobia, presbyopia!! that really all made a dope of ya!! feeling rather pershittie? pusillanimous?... put on your scarpenis and eat a scrod... its a young cod you KNOB! sexfoil, sextile, slut-hole... succulometer, tease-hole, tetherdick... that number should do the trick! [verse] Thallus... titivate... tittle... tittynope... uranic, Uranus!! and no you ain't sittin on it! vagitus! [outro] So now that your face is crackin!... all of that smiling and brain a crackling... the endorphins brought up... the naughty pumpin... get yer day back - to - jumpin! Leave a comment Tips welcome! [laughter] inspired by all of this nebulous censorship... Artimus out [end]