Alan The Barbershop Guy Tribute (CumpletelyRestartedRemix)

I've come to the conclusion, that media collusion, is wrapped up in denial and deceit and delusion. It can't be true, come on and get a clue, cause everybody knows white people do it too. I'd really like to play the knockout game, or leave your store in total disarray. Don't hassle me, cause all your stuff is for free. I didn't do nothing anyway. Even though I'm 33, but I'm just another teen. Don't report random argy-bargy that you see on TV. Cause you know through and through, all you're gonna do is make the black kids angry. It's not mob violence, it's just a fight. Fella's blowing off a little steam. Some midnight basketball will be just fine, in the middle of our quiet, safe community. We're always getting picked on for no reason whatsoever. That explains everything, from now until forever. It really doesn't matter what happened to you, cause what they said I did, I didn't do. Even though I'm 33, I'm just another teen. Talk about the violent fellas, and the lovely ladies. Cause you know through and through, all you're gonna do is make the black kids angry.