Plushie Song (FOR KIDS!) #PlushiePandemic🧸

---------------------------- NOTE --------------------------- My contribution to The Jester's community event #PlushiePandemic🧸 Check the playlist of songs here: https://suno.com/playlist/36b81d57-5289-4999-a15b-b43c790c48db Also, check out the new music video for my song "When We Were Young", we worked hard on that one ❤️ 💥 https://youtu.be/HVyDXOLUi6g?si=xm8yDhGnOYqwmKp4. 💥 ---------------------------- LYRICS --------------------------- Oh hi kids! It's me, Tense Trombone! I've been told by some angry parents- that my songs have been rather crude lately, what with the milk man song, and what not! Hehehe.. So I have decided independently (and not because I am scared of american parents) to release this fun little song for you about toys! (you all like that right?) Haha, ok! Let's go!! Buy my plushie! Buy my plushie! Limited stock, so you have to be in a rushie! I'm sorry for what I said Instead of crying, buy my plushie instead! Here's a story about a young little scarecrow Who felt all sad and blue He was all alone on the corn field With nothing else to do So he asked his parents Do you have any advice And they said: (Buy the Tense Trombone plushie at a premium price!) Of course I understand, sonny Not every child has money But if the going gets too hard- then you can use your parents credit card! Buy my plushie! Buy my plushie! Limited stock, so you have to be in a rushie! I'm sorry for what I said Instead of crying, buy my plushie instead! Now why stop there! I even have plushies of your favorite TenseTrombone characters! Like, uhhh... DJ Michael! (he's family friendly, right?) And the Bacon Sandwich guy! (No, wait, that guy got me in legal trouble..) I have this Jester one! (Hold on, he isn't one of my characters!? .....Why does he look so angry!?) Wait! Wait! Why is my skin turning to wool!? My feet are shrinking, And my head is too! I can feel my bones dissipating And now I'm in a shop An overpriced vanity project Because my ego wouldn't stop.. Don't buy my plushie! Don't buy my plushie! It was all a scam, I'm sorry very much-y! We should've done quality control, Now I'm stuck on a supermarket shelf as a woolen doll!