[Intro] Yeah, hi. It says delivered. No... it wasn't... I'm literally standing on my porch... Yes... Right now... There's nothing here. [Verse 1] Checked the mailbox, checked the door Checked the flower pots and the porch once more Tracking page says "mission complete" But all I got is empty concrete Neighbor's yard? Nope, not there Maybe it vanished into thin air Refresh the page for the twentieth time Getting real tired of this online crime [Pre-Chorus] You sent a photo of a blurry street That could be anywhere, honestly [Chorus] WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! WHERE'D IT GO?! The app says yes But my porch says no WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! TELL ME WHY Did it grow wings and learn to fly? I paid for shipping I did my part Now customer service is breaking my heart WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! WHERE'S MY STUFF?! I've had enough! I've had enough! [Verse 2] Called support, they said "Don't worry" "Wait two days"—yeah, thanks, hurry Asked the driver, asked the mail Asked my dog to help the trail Everyone says "It might show soon" Like it's some cryptid found at noon Maybe Bigfoot's got my shoes Maybe aliens stole them too [Pre-Chorus] The tracking says it's sitting here Then why's my porch completely clear? [Chorus] WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! WHERE'D IT GO?! The app says yes But my porch says no WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! TELL ME WHY Did it grow wings and learn to fly? I paid for shipping I did my part Now customer service is breaking my heart WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! WHERE'S MY STUFF?! I've had enough! I've had enough! [Breakdown] Okay… So let me get this straight... You delivered it... To a location... Somewhere. And your evidence... Is a picture of the sidewalk? Fantastic. Absolutely incredible. Five stars. [Heavy Breakdown] SHOW ME THE BOX! SHOW ME THE BOX! SHOW ME THE BOX! I WANT MY BOX! SHOW ME THE BOX! SHOW ME THE BOX! I KNOW IT EXISTS! [Final Chorus] WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! WHERE'D IT GO?! The app says yes But my porch says no WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! ONE LAST TIME I've turned this search into a full-time job Maybe tomorrow Maybe next week Maybe it's hiding playing hide-and-seek WHERE'S MY PACKAGE?! WHERE'S MY STUFF?! I WANT MY BOX! I WANT MY BOX! [Outro] Update: They delivered it to the wrong house.
