[Intro] [Male Spoken, dry deadpan] How many totes is that now? [Female Spoken, cheerful] Inventory. [Male Spoken] That’s not a number. [Female Spoken, playful giggle] It’s a lifestyle. ⸻ [Verse 1] [Female Sung, upbeat and carefree] Every day feels like a vacation Different thrift store destination Treasure hunt occupation No reservations Turning my death pile into a money pile One listing at a time One weird find at a time [Male Spoken] You’ve said that before. [Female Spoken] And? [Male Spoken] The pile got bigger. [Female Spoken, confident] The opportunity expanded. ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] [Female Sung] You see clutter [Male Spoken] Correct. [Female Sung] I see profit [Male Spoken] Allegedly. [Female Sung] I see shipping labels [Male Spoken] Threateningly. [Female Sung] I see vacation money [Male Spoken] That’s not how vacations work. ⸻ [Chorus] [Female Sung, catchy crowd-singalong] A-a-ay Collected along the way Turning my death pile Into a money pile today A-a-ay Collected along the way If your grandpa’s got hand-me-downs Yeah, send ’em my way [Male Spoken] Immediately? [Female Spoken] Immediately. [Male Spoken] No inspection process? [Female Spoken, laughing] The inspection process is me screaming in a driveway. ⸻ [Verse 2] [Female Sung] Grandpa’s jackets Grandma’s rings Old cameras and forgotten things Vintage denim Dancewear too Somebody’s memories coming through Most folks see old stuff I see revenue [Male Spoken] You bought that for three dollars. [Female Spoken] Exactly. [Male Spoken] That’s your entire business model, isn’t it? [Female Spoken, smug] Now you’re getting it. ⸻ [Bridge] [Beat strips back] [Male Spoken] Another tote? [Female Spoken] Inventory. [Male Spoken] Another rack? [Female Spoken] Inventory. [Male Spoken] Another shelf? [Female Spoken] Inventory. [Male Spoken] Another room? [Female Spoken] Expansion. [Male Spoken] That’s not what expansion means. [Female Spoken, quick giggle] Not with that attitude. ⸻ [Final Chorus] [Female Sung, biggest energy] A-a-ay Collected along the way Every day’s a vacation When you love your lifestyle A-a-ay Collected along the way Don’t throw it away Send it my way [Male Spoken] I still can’t believe this is a business. [Female Spoken] I can’t believe people throw this stuff away. [Both Sung] A-a-ay Collected along the way [Female Ad-lib] Check the sold comps! [Male Spoken] Please stop saying that. [Female Laughing] Never.
