[Verse 1] Steppin' on LEGOs walkin' in the dark I didn't see a thing, but it left a mark Tryna be silent, tryna be stealthy But steppin' on LEGOs isn't that healthy Bein' as quiet as a mouse Walkin' in silence through the house Then suddenly, all my full weight Comes smack down on an odd shape [Chorus] Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Ow, that floor got teeth My whole night went kapow, capisce? Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) I need that little beam To spot the wreckage in my dreams [Verse 2] A yelp, a cry is all I can stand All because of a lil LEGO brand You might think it's funny, a repeated joke But steppin' on those LEGOs got me seein' smoke So now when I'm skulkin' round for a midnight snack I bring along a flashlight so that I can keep track Of all the landmines on the floor from my kids at play I don't know how else to say feelings I'd like to convey [Chorus] Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Ow, that floor got teeth My whole night went kapow, capisce? Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) I need that little beam To spot the wreckage in my dreams [Verse 3] One tiny brick can ruin my cool Turn a grown man into a limpin' fool Tiptoe king with a busted grin Prayin' my toes don't pay again Don't test me in the dark Don't test me in the hall One brick on the floor And I'm done, that's all (that's all) [Chorus] Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Ow, that floor got teeth My whole night went kapow, capisce? Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) Steppin' on LEGOs (LEGOs) I need that little beam To spot the wreckage in my dreams [Outro] Kids at play, little blocks everywhere I move like a thief, but the danger's there One bare foot, then I freeze That tiny brick brought a grown man to his knees
