[Intro – County fair crowd fading] [Tractor engine ticking as it cools] [Rowdy – Male, upbeat, confident, goofy] That was incredible! [Bammer – Male, deep, practical, dry] That was loud. [Benny – Male, energetic, cheerful] That was AWESOME! [Crosswire – Male, calm, dry, deadpan] We won. [Rowdy] You won! [Bammer] The limiter won. [Crosswire] I was still driving. [Bammer] Technically. [Beat] [Rowdy] Come on. Let's look at this thing. [Crosswire] Why? [Rowdy] Because we just beat Redline with it! [Bammer] And I want to know what we just drove. [Hood opens] [Music begins] [Benny] Whoa. [Rowdy] What? [Benny] What's that? [Crosswire] Wheel-slip sensor. [Bammer] Why does a rental tractor have a wheel-slip sensor? [Crosswire] Special soil. [Rowdy] What's that one? [Crosswire] Weight shift. [Bammer] Why does it need to measure weight shift? [Crosswire] Special soil. [Benny] There's a whole screen for traction. [Rowdy] And engine load. [Bammer] Axle load. [Benny] Wheel slip. [Beat] [Rowdy] This thing is watching everything! [Crosswire] It's an agricultural tractor. [Bammer] It's a rental. [Crosswire] Yes. [Bammer] A very complicated rental. [Music lifts] [Chorus] Aisle Blue has everything, That's what Crosswire said. Need a truck? Need a trailer? Need a tractor instead? Need a driver? Need a crew? Need a load that's twice as wide? Just call Aisle Blue! [Rowdy] Apparently that's the answer to everything! [Verse 2] [Footsteps approaching] [Redline – Male, confident, competitive, controlled] That's not stock. [Rowdy] You again. [Redline] Look at the dash. [Crosswire] What about it? [Redline] That tractor's built for bad ground. [Crosswire] Special soil. [Redline] Hard soil. Loose soil. High-slip conditions. [Beat] [Redline] That's a puller's tractor. [Crosswire] It's a farm tractor. [Redline] It's both. [Rowdy] Wait. [Bammer] What? [Rowdy] We just won with this thing? [Redline] You did. [Benny] So it's good? [Redline] It's very good. [Rowdy] How good? [Redline] Good enough to make me want to see round two. [Crosswire] That's unfortunate. [Redline] For you. [Music builds] [Bridge] [Bammer] Crosswire. [Crosswire] Yeah? [Bammer] How long have you had this tractor? [Crosswire] I haven't. [Bammer] What? [Crosswire] I found it last minute. [Rowdy] Last minute? [Crosswire] I had everything else planned. [Benny] Everything? [Crosswire] The weekend. The event. The travel. The paperwork. The safety gear. [Bammer] The oversized-load crew. [Crosswire] That too. [Rowdy] But not the tractor? [Crosswire] I forgot the tractor. [Long pause] [Benny] You forgot the tractor? [Crosswire] Until I remembered Aisle Blue. [Music stops] [Bammer] You planned a tractor-pull vacation without a tractor? [Crosswire] I had a solution. [Rowdy] You had an employer. [Crosswire] Same thing. [Benny] That's not how that works. [Crosswire] It worked. [Music returns] [Final Chorus] Aisle Blue has everything, That's what Crosswire said. Need a truck? Need a trailer? Need a tractor instead? We needed one at the last minute, And somehow this was there! [Rowdy] With sensors everywhere! [Bammer] Built for difficult ground! [Benny] And a dashboard that tells you everything! [Redline] You got lucky. [Crosswire] I planned well. [Redline] You forgot the tractor. [Crosswire] I adapted. [Rowdy] You got lucky! [Crosswire] I adapted efficiently. [Beat] [Bammer] That's still lucky. [Crosswire] Agree to disagree. [Redline] Round two. [Crosswire] Already? [Redline] You beat me. [Crosswire] The limiter beat you. [Redline] You were driving. [Crosswire] Fair. [Engine starts] [Rowdy] Wait! [Crosswire] What? [Rowdy] Did you plan round two? [Crosswire] No. [Beat] [Crosswire] But I know where to get the tractor. [Everyone] AISLE BLUE! [Engine revs] [Redline] Let's pull. [Huge engine roar] [End]
