I don't want a cat-cat, that's me-me, cat-cat I don't want a cat-cat, that's me-me, cat-cat I don't want a cat-cat, that's me-me, cat-cat I don't want a cat-cat, that's me-me, cat-cat [Chorus] The other day a kitten called me The other day a kitten called me He told me he liked me, he told me I was cute And that I sent him a picture and I said no The other day a kitten called me The other day a kitten called me He told me he liked mе, he told me I was cute And that I sеnt him a picture and I said no [Post-Chorus] And he called me, and he called me, and he called me, and he called me And he called me, and I don't know what happened to him And he called me, and he called me, and he called me, and he called me And he called me, What a tiresome son of a bitch Oh no, how annoying, hey [Verse] I don't want a cat to bother me I don't want any of that stuff, I don't want a wedding You're so intense, how much do they pay you an hour? You've got me and the answering machine tired Daddy, don't call me, you're annoying I want a friend who'll get me out of my chair And dance with me until we break our knees Why do you call me? You know I'm naughty [Bridge] Nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick Why do you call me? You know I'm naughty Nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick Why do you call me? You know I'm naughty [Chorus] The other day a kitten called me The other day a kitten called me He told me he liked me, he told me I was cute And I sent him a picture and I said no The other day a kitten called me The other day a kitten called me He told me he liked me, he told me I was cute And I sent him a picture and I said no [Interlude] He says Hey, kitten! (Hey, kitten!) Don't call me, no, no! (Don't call me, no, no!) Hey, kitten! (Hey, kitten!) Don't call me, no, no! (Don't call me, no, no!) [Outro] A kitten called me, invited me to the Maldives He thought he was going to buy me, and I said no Meow
