Verse 1 It is nine fifty-one on a Monday night… Just got home and I'm the only one in sight… Verse 2 It’s time for bed and it’s a Sofa and pillow… I’m not good enough for a mattress, hello… Chorus There’s a universe outside my door… But it isn’t my place anymore… I wish I could name Somebody… Wish I could blame Insanity… It’s no mystery too Deep… She said I was a Creep… And her words took their Toll… She said I was an Asshole… Of that she was Convinced… (pause) And so I’ve been an asshole ever since… Verse 3 Twelve forty-two on a Wednesday afternoon I just sat down so tired Dying in my living room Verse 4 I take myself to a movie And it feels so strange Always a missing piece Home-less on the range Chorus There’s a universe outside my door… But it isn’t my place anymore… I wish I could name Somebody… Maybe I could blame Insanity… It’s no mystery too Deep… She said I was a Creep… Her words took their Toll… She said I was an Asshole… Of that she was Convinced… (pause) And so I’ve been an asshole ever since… Verse 5 Now it’s six-seventeen On saturday morning I’m staring out windows Glad but kind of mourning Verse 6 Two fifty-seven on Sunday The day is now done I stream and scroll till bed And wake to start another one Chorus There’s a universe outside my door… But it isn’t my place anymore… I wish I could name Somebody… Maybe I could blame Insanity… It’s no mystery too Deep… She said I was a Creep… Her words took their Toll… She said I was an Asshole… Of that she was Convinced… (pause) And so I’ve been an asshole ever since… Outro Thought I was going through something that would pass… But I was wrong it was just life happening and it was Fast… Sticks and stones, real Playground shit… Painful words, I feel… But the shoe fits… There’s a universe outside my door But it isn’t my place anymore I wish I could name Somebody Maybe I could blame Insanity It’s no mystery too Deep She said I was a Creep Her words took their toll She said I was an asshole Of that she was convinced (pause) And so I’ve been an asshole ever since…
